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The Electric Hillbilly

Joined November 2010.

9 stories, 0 challenges, 126 comments, and 21 friends

In short, the Electric Hillbilly is a free and untrammelled citizen of the great state of Alabama, who lives in the hills, has no means to speak of, dresses as he can, talks as he pleases, drinks whiskey when he can get it, and fires off his rifle as the fancy takes him.

Stories

  1. Where the River Ends, the Sea Begins

    The winter crystal is a far-off trace of light as the old man nears the sea. Icy waves rock and fall along frosted sands and shores. He staggers to the place where the river ends and the sea begins. A nightingale’s melody warms the air from the t...

  2. Flowers and Caskets (Mature)

  3. Winter's Crystal

    The old man’s hands are pallid blue, emaciated and tired. His walking stick in hand, he pierces ice and mud, blood and bone beneath his feet. He cries out to those who know him, but they turn away with frosty scowls. He staggers onward. He pauses...

  4. Gas, Chopper Babes, and Jessica effing Bloom (Mature)

  5. Vinny Learns a Lesson (Mature)

  6. Chopper Babe Loses Hog

    The Tucson sun dropped beneath a vista of spiny cacti and craggy rocks when Marisa reached the base of Mount Lemmon. The Harley carried her many miles down the Catalina highway, but the fuel gauge still read a white bar or two. She gazed up at the remo...

  7. Pint-sized Angel of Death

    Father Mancuso collapsed at the Little Flower church on a balmy spring morning at the age of sixty-four. He spent his final moments in prayer with friend and protege, Father Raymond. Cancer claimed his life, but many felt he lived on. Father Ray prayed...

  8. Wait for it (Mature)

  9. Chopper Babe On the Run

    Marisa squeezed her thighs around the chassis, opened the throttle, and felt the thunder of 2000cc’s of power course through her petite frame. The chrome on her Harley flashed daggers of light as she passed mile upon mile of sandy highways, parch...

The Electric Hillbilly's Friends (21)

  • Murj;
  • Riley
  • August Rode
  • THX 0477
  • Les Orchard
  • RicoLaser
  • cthulhuburger
  • Nauctshea
  • Jessica Cahill
  • Lady Bug
  • Anonymuncule
  • Tad Winslow
  • RoseTone ~LoA~
  • Radical Yellow Duck
  • Elizabeth Gallenberg
  • The Squibz
  • bluefish
  • wilw
  • Mr.Gabriel
  • ElshaHawk (LoA)
  • Robotech_Master

The Electric Hillbilly's Followers (8)

  • Murj;
  • August Rode
  • Anonymuncule
  • Tad Winslow
  • cthulhuburger
  • Riley
  • ElshaHawk (LoA)
  • bluefish