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Baron Vonn Wrightersbloch

Joined January 2013.

48 stories, 0 challenges, 6 comments, and 0 friends

I want to live in happiness, too. Like the Oompah Loompah Doop-a-dee Do.

Stories

  1. There Is Something Wrong With The Afterlife

    Ever since that day on the operating table, Otto kept having visions of ‘the Great Beyond.’ He spent days in the local library to find out more about what he was experiencing. As far as he could tell, the collective stories pointed towards ...

  2. (I Am Not The) Guatamalan Nipple

    As Otto walked into the arena, his recruiter handed him a costume and said his first match would begin as soon as he has changed. When asked about practicing, the recruiter said that he was able to line up his first match tonight. All he needed from Ot...

  3. Who's Afraid Of Canadians?

    Having the right wrestling name, the recruiter had told him, would make all of the difference. Ideally, it should in strike fear into the hearts of his enemies and intrigue in the minds of his fans. Other than suggesting using a location name and some ...

  4. Stepping Into The (Kielbasi) Ring

    Less than 24 hours after his surgery, Otto was able to sign himself out of the hospital. Remembering that his lime green AMC Pacer was in the shop, he started walking towards the subway. Just as he was about to pass through the turnstyles, he was appro...

  5. The Doctor Said He Was Polysplenic

    As Otto rested in his hospital bed, Dr. DaFrick visited him and commented on how remarkable his recovery was going. The doctor mentioned that he had noted three spleens while doing surgery on Otto. He asked Otto if had ever considered being a living sp...

  6. A Miracle Involving Kielbasi

    Since his near-death experience on the operating table, life took on a new meaning with Otto. Eyewitnesses reported the forklift that he was operating shifted, and the entire pallet of APA Guideline textbooks landed on him. Medical professionals, at th...

  7. Otto Meets His Fate

    Otto stepped into the warehouse and approached the fatherly greyed gentleman behind the desk. Enthralled by Otto’s tale hardship, love, cross-country travel, loss, spatulas and Susan B. Anthony dollars; the manager hired him on the spot. He was h...

  8. Otto and The Afterlife

    Ever since that day on the operating table, Otto kept having visions of ‘the Great Beyond.’ He spent days in the local library to find out more about what he was experiencing. As far as he could tell, the collective stories pointed towards ...

  9. Standing In The Spotlight

    As Otto walked into the arena, his recruiter handed him a costume and said his first match would begin as soon as he has changed. When asked about practicing, the recruiter said that he was able to line up his first match tonight. All he needed from Ot...

  10. The Guatamalan Ripple

    Having the right wrestling name, the recruiter had told him, would make all of the difference. Ideally, it should strike fear into the hearts of his enemies and intrigue in the minds of his fans. Other than suggesting using a location name and some all...

  11. Jumpin' Into The Ring

    Less than 24 hours after his surgery, Otto was able to sign himself out of the hospital. Remembering that his lime green AMC Pacer was in the shop, he started walking towards the subway. Just as he was about to pass through the turnstyles, he was appro...

  12. The Man With Three Spleens

    As Otto rested in his hospital bed, Dr. DaFrick visited him and commented on how remarkable his recovery was going. The doctor mentioned that he had noted three spleens while doing surgery on Otto. He asked Otto if had ever considered being a living sp...

  13. New Strides In Kielbasiology

    Since his near-death experience on the operating table, life took on a new meaning with Otto. Eyewitnesses reported the forklift that he was operating shifted, and the entire pallet of APA Guideline textbooks landed on him. Medical professionals, at th...

  14. Where Are My Adoring Fans?!?!

    Policemen with their weapons drawn appeared in a matter of moment. The office temp cowered under the desk, screaming for him not to hurt her. How does one get brand recognition as a superhero? Were are the crowds of on-lookers who know (and love) the B...

  15. Roger Gone Wild

    Roger was not sure, at what point, his day went awry. He mentally retraced his day. His morning started off well. Breakfast was a whole box of frosted Pop-Tarts and a tall glass of chocolate milk. The cardboardy-goodness of the Pop-Tart flavor had even...

  16. My Little Shiny Seductress

    He was, by no means, a fragile man. His unkempt blonde hair sat on a frame that easily filled a doorway. Muscle striations and bulbous veins pushed up against his sun-darkened skin, turning the landscape of his arms into a organic relief map. While his...

  17. Detained By The Authorities

    Leon hadn’t put much thought into his dramatic entrance as a crime-fighter. He didn’t want to announce his name, as that might sound pompous. He wanted people to shout out his name as he entered the room, hopefully giving them a sense of we...

  18. The Scene Of The Crime

    He pulled into the lot of his accounting firm. He knew that work wasn’t expecting him to be there. He just hoped that his costume altered his appearance enough to mask his true identity. He would walk into the lobby, announce to the secretary tha...

  19. The Origin Of The Brown Bean

    He finished his costume Sunday night. Everything was ready. He had already called off work. They would just reschedule the Johnson appointment the next day. However, he would still be going to work – but dressed as…oh wait, he needed a name...

  20. Working Through The Night

    Leon stormed back to his desk. Seeing the evil unfold before him today pushed him over the edge. The stack of invoices on his desk would have to wait. He spent the rest of the day planning his next moves. Luckily, it was Friday. If the weekend went as ...

  21. Leon Finds His Mojo

    Leon stormed back to his desk. Seeing the evil unfold before him today pushed him over the edge. The stack of invoices on his desk would have to wait. He spent the rest of the day planning his next moves. Luckily, it was Friday. If the weekend went as ...

  22. The Impact Of Leon

    Tired of his daily mundane corporate existence, Leon decided to pursue his dream of becoming a superhero. He accepted that his crime-fighting origin was no more mysterious than picking out a post-Halloween costume sale. He struggled for weeks for his m...

  23. The Deskjob From Hell

    The silk shirt slid easily under his tailored jacket. His hand reflexively touched his silk tie then came to rest on his lap. He didn’t want to be here. The once calming desktop landscape of a stapler, tape dispenser and telephone no longer made ...

  24. Low Brass In The Wild

    Bubba threw another clarinet on the campfire. This year, he promised himself that he’d take marching season seriously this year. The bitter, cold Fall wind swept over his make-shift camp. He felt the rush of blood into his lungs with the intoxica...

  25. More Fun With Broccoli

    While driving to work, I thought of some new broccoli-based words Iā€™d like to introduce to the English language. Broccology ā€“ the study of broccoli Paleobroccology ā€“ the study of OLD broccoli Broccolitis ā€“ swollen broccoli Broccolistic – ...

  26. A Batch of Haikus - Fresh from the Mental Oven

    stuff in my pockets car keys wallet and small change and something like lint : never has there been a haiku about waffles that is until now : toothbrush oh toothbrush I try to keep you free of crusty gel boogers : religion should be more than passing j...

  27. Death In A Red Dress

    She let her mind wander from the moment. Experience told her that the evening would still end the same. Ever since she found herself in this supernatural role, the man would die. At first, she remembered how it used to bother her. Time, however, had wo...

  28. The Ultimate Rejection Letter

    Dear Sir, I would have taken the time to return your manuscript, but didn’t want to risk having it fall into the hands of someone else capable of reading it. I had contemplated burning it in my furnace, as an additional preventative measure. How...

  29. Fugue Getta 'Bout It

    Clad only in a trenchcoat, I found myself standing in Times Square. I have no recollection of events before my self-awareness, now slowly returning to my hazy mind. Not particularly aching or sore, my hands reflexively slide into the front pockets. A t...

  30. Landscapes of Grey

    Landscapes of grey, skies dark with lost hope Along the torch-lit way fields of heliotrope These once-mortals tread in an afterworld haze Forced to relive all of their dark days Hades oversees the land of the dead As fear,guilt and shame rest like crow...

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