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I Am Not Number!

Joined July 2010 and calls Just a Blog home.

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You don’t wanna know, and if you already do..well ain’t you just filthy…

Stories

  1. Mime Monkey Overload

    Methslab crashed through the door heralded by a chorus of 1000 pretty uncomfortable sounding souls and slammed his pitchfork into the hatstand. His wife Thrushrot bustled about him swatting away stray imps that danced and gurned like experimenting Art ...

  2. Ode(r) To a Chocolate Labrador

    Oh why, oh why did we not research more fully. Before we opened our hearts to a chocolate puppy. Giant brown eyes, oversized paws and soft coats a heartwarming basketful of Cruft’s glossy hopes Left us all simpering as we made our fateful pick Of...

  3. Who would have dared dream, in the 1st years of the 21st century

    Some rules which transcend party lines: Both parties are seeking to implement [the wrong version] of the NWO. It doesn’t matter who is POTUS, they are always hell bent on implementing martial law and becoming Dear Leader for life come election ti...

  4. Plug Nickels and Rusty Dimes.

    American politics; now there’s a can o’ worms..or is it whuppass? I forget. I’m mostly gonna ramble but the odd salient point might slip in when I’m not looking. In the red corner we have the GOP , apparently these guys are bibl...

  5. Cru..Curos..Curois... Odd Folk.

    Earnest leaned forward in his seat, it was a comfortable seat and probably would have felt pretty smug about that fact if it had been able to see the pale, fraught faces of the visitors’, he beckoned the guests to be seated on a hard uncompromisi...

  6. The Crummy Sheet!

    He rubbed his eyes hard and practised the kicked puppy look. At a loose end while his wife was away having the boob job he’d been pestering her to get for months, he’d run out of distractions, so here he was again at what he laughingly call...

  7. So This Isn't the HSBC Website?

    “Oh come on!” He snorted. “Even a dummy would twig they wuz being played” The wall remained impassive, bar a quiver which may have been an aborted attempt to join the dusty corner behind the sofa or just the Elm tree in the fron...

  8. Haiku. Haiku too, and the horse you rode in on. (Mature)

  9. Sociopaths Annonymous (Mature)

  10. Bloody Mirrors!

    Ice cream cones stifling wilted moans, lazy, flower skipping overdressed drones and unblushing beauty static and prone, absently intent on the tan that she hones. The beautifully bruised evening sky, a delicate flitting flutterby and murmurs a languid ...

  11. It Means the Object

    Off course it may have been skewed by the demented, dribbling dabbler just drooling his insanity right ‘cross the keyboard whilst tinkering with a furious engagement of matched words. But the laughably sketch-y clues in the ludicrous doodling hin...

  12. You Awake

    Chained to drains, clad by drabs dressed in emperor’s rags the fevers become frequent, and what was felt like heaven sent now reveals just what was spent. Shakes and quakes, sometimes bakes but that smell alone is fleeting, and boy; it doesn̵...

  13. They Baited (Mature)

  14. Shadows (or) Things You Wouldn't Hump in the Night. (Mature)

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