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    Distant Memories

    Joined June 2009.

    25 stories, 235 challenges, 53 comments, and 12 friends

    Well, I’m emily zerod. I come from Ficlets and Protagonize. I do nanowrimo and script frenzy every year now. I’m almost 14 and finally in high school. I like to write from experience, but I do make up my stories. They’re about real people but most of these scenarios haven’t happened. As much as I love writing I’m more interested in hanging with The Group around our neighborhoods, so I probably won’t be writing twelve hundred new stories everyday. Sorry. That’s about it. Wanna know anything else you can message, comment or even AIM: zer0dinosauruss. By the way since it doesn’t seem to be working the first “o” in that is actually the number “zero.” I have officially decided that i hate it when people find one thing wrong with a story, poem, song, etc, and give it a low rating for that one thing.

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    J. A. Keane

    Joined January 2010 and calls J. A. K's Twitter Feed home.

    152 stories, 295 challenges, 111 comments, and 75 friends

    J. A. Keane has spent the majority of his 18 years trying to act like a somewhat normal member of modern society, but seeing as nobody else seems to be acting normal these days (which basically makes the entire concept of “normality” redundant and nothing but a bad joke (my inner Comedian-from-Alan-Moore’s-“Watchmen” talking there)), he has decided to give up on that, and continue along his path of random offbeat-ness.
    When he’s not doing that, he also likes to write long-winded rants on Tumblr, miniature rants on Twitter, medium sized rants on Facebook, and adamantly refuses to use LOLspeak (as he finds it annoying, and believes that it’s a slightly differentiated (but not THAT much, really, if you think about it) form of Newspeak).
    And when he’s not doing any of that, he likes to write exaggerated biographies that are intended to make him sound more interesting than he actually is.
    And after all that, he also really likes to end his website biographies on a joke.
    Charlie Sheen.

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    Krulltar

    Joined September 2009.

    56 stories, 214 challenges, 1242 comments, and 282 friends

    “The road to hell is paved with adverbs.” ~Stephen King