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matrixdestiny

Joined June 2009.

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I’m the invisible man. Incredible how you can see right through me.

Stories

  1. Personal Assistance

    “Cindy, bring me a chinchilla.” Cindy sighed as the intercom next to her bed snapped to life. As the personal assistant to Rupardt Heldt, she was used to random requests. “It’s 3AM, sir. We’re in Toronto. We can’t get a chinchilla right...

  2. A Camp Out He'll Never Forget

    “Dude, why were you just pissing in your gas tank?” “Oh, uh, heh. I didn’t think you could see that. I can, uh, well, my piss is flammable.” “Your piss…what? Did you just decide one morning to fill up your tank...

  3. Self Sufficient

    “Next!” “Uh, hi. I’m Biofuel.” “Biofuel, huh? And what can you do for us?” “Well, I, uh, I…excrete a liquid that can power any internal combustion engine.” “…excrete?” “...

  4. Portents

    They showed up the same morning on different doorsteps. Two baby girls, each in a small basket with a mewling kitten. Each doorstep was owned by a childless couple, content with being such until that morning. Each couple was immediately captivated, and...

  5. Falling from Crystal

    “He has fallen, and he shall be recognized as anathema. None shall touch him, none shall know him, all his previous good works shall be tainted with his betrayal. Henceforth, he shall only be known as Abaddon.” The pronunciation echoed thro...

  6. A Quiet Child

    Standing on an Edinburgh street corner eating lunch, he could still feel the pull, the call drawing him northwest. On his way back to the train station he passes a window painted with cartoonish twenty-somethings all smiling on a bus. “Haggis Bac...

  7. Alone No Longer

    “Arthur, you’ve made an amazing discovery, and deserve recognition, but you can’t be serious.” “You don’t understand. This isn’t for me, this is for everybody. I have to spread the word of the Crystal.” “So, you are going to create a ...

  8. The Human Cannonball's Greatest Fear

    “Mark, what are you talking about? You fly every day!” “That’s completely different. That’s more like a very long jump. This is getting in an oversized Pringles can with pieces of aluminum taped on the side!” Liz shook her head. “Why didn...

  9. Alone in the Deep

    It had been alone for so long. Nobody and nothing else around for interaction. For amusement, It would track comets and asteroids, calculate trajectories, then apply the least amount of forces for a cascade of effects. Eventually, It grew bored of even...

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