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The Note Writer

Joined May 2009.

122 stories, 10 challenges, 298 comments, and 28 friends

My bio is under construction, so please watch your step and look out for stray characters.
Dislikes:
Swearing

Stories

  1. Go to Hell!

    You go to Hell…and you find a pie. You see the devil Do you eat it, or throw it at the devil?

  2. Drowned

    He fell through the water, calling for help. He was alone, for now.

  3. Hope is Cruel

    Bill thought he had twelve seconds left. He hoped not. Hope failed.

  4. The second and third sins, respectively

    Mayhem and Havoc were released. The ugly bat things flew through the air- giving a good reason to call them “Mayhem and Havoc”. They flew around- and released the greatest evil of all- the laugh track! At least my shot hit the mark. Pan got...

  5. The Menace

    I was running. I held my weapon- a ray gun stolen from the enemy. I saw some of the aliens destroying my planet- I shot them both. They slumped over- and I moved on. I ran. I ran to our base. It was horrible. They had destroyed the base. Smoke rose in ...

  6. My Creation Myth

    John was a four year old at his first day of school. As he ran to his mother, he woke up. He was a god in a lonely universe. Nothing else existed. Not for long, he thought.

  7. What did the darkness do?!?

    The darkness conquered all, and existence went up in smoke. Note: (How’s this?)

  8. A Suggestion II

    Don’t swear in the titles of stories, either. You can’t mark the title of the story Mature.

  9. Being the world's best belly button whistler for dummies

    Here is how to be the world’s best belly button whistler in three easy steps: Step One: Go find the nearest asylum. Step Two: Tell them you want to be the world’s best belly button whistler. They will take you to a padded room for you to pr...

  10. Being a dummy for dummies

    If you picked up this book, you must be a dummy. Here is how to be a dummy. ….. That was easy, huh?

  11. The Last of the Humans

    You go to see the last of the human’s last words, and his last words are “Who the crap are you?” You then realize that you are now the last of the humans, and you can’t go back to the land of clocks. You can: Jump off a cliff...

  12. Stalworth's Problem

    Stalworth needed dragons to be written about. It was a state of emergency. John sat at his desk, thinking about how to write about dragons. He got up and found a book called The Insane Ramblings of Meister Stalworth. He was inspired, and wrote about a ...

  13. The Running Man Slows Down

    THX set up the telephone. “Do you know what you’ll say?” “Yep,” The Note Writer replied. THX called AOL tech support, and The Note Writer started talking. “Yes, hi. I’m super smart, and my computer is broken. I...

  14. A Suggestion

    Don’t swear in comments. You can mark a story mature, but you can’t mark a comment mature.

  15. Searching for fizzy drinks

    You look for fizzy drinks, and you find “Clock Cola” Will you drink it and burp try to burp or run away screaming?

  16. Eat the Cake

    You eat the rest of the cake, and you burp loud enough to send you to the land of clocks. You can: Time Travel Die Eat the clocks Take the clocks

  17. "Ah Crap!"

    “Ah crap!” Jeremy had messed up his atomic messenger device, and sent three messages throughout history. One was sent back to the time of the Dinosaurs, somewhere in the asteroid belt. The message was “I like pie!”, and it cause...

  18. Horror Challenge

    As the victims screamed, their souls turned against them. NOTE: (I don’t think horror is my thing.)

  19. Redux

    By realizing there’s no way out, you become so puzzled and find a way out! You come to the Sewers of Hyperspace. You can: Meet Al Gore and help him clean up this dump Find some socks to wear Eat the sewage

  20. Peeing on the aliens

    You pee on the aliens, and they crown you their leader to get you to stop peeing on them. You can: Go to Denver with the Matter Transporter Resign from rulership Make laws Commit genocide by killing all the aliens

  21. Pandora's Clocks

    Welcome to Pandora’s Clocks! We sell all kinds of clocks! Grandfather clocks, cuckoo clocks, roman clocks, you name it! We have our seasonal sale! All clocks are 30% off! Come on down today! ~ Warning: Never open our clocks or you will unleash al...

  22. Hadron Collider

    You send yourself to the Hadron Collider, and you become Atomic Man when two Hadrons hit you! You Can: Kill some dude Fly Try and develop your powers

  23. The Center of the Sun

    You send yourself to the center of the Sun, and you find yourself in a room with three portals on the front wall. You can: Go in the Orange Portal Go in the Green Portal Go in the Purple Portal Send yourself to the large Hadron Collider

  24. Send away the bride's brother

    You send away the bride’s brother, and the crowds lung toward you! You transport them all away. You can: Send yourself to the center of the sun Go buy a hat Take a slice of wedding cake

  25. Unwrap the one shaped like a matter transporter

    You unwrap the one shaped like a matter transporter, and you find that it is a matter transporter. You can: Send away the bride’s brother Send yourself back to Hyperspace Send yourself to Rome Send yourself to an alien world

  26. Kill Him!

    You kill him, and he retaliates, while mortally wounded, killing you! You are sent to the Land of People Who Killed Themselves Using Time Travel. You can: Wait a few quadrillion years until the end of the world Try and escape Commit Suicide

  27. Left

    You go left, and you come to a guy in a space suit. He says that he is you, and that he wants you to follow him. You can: Kill the space suit guy Follow him Dive Underwater

  28. Helping in Reassembling

    You go over to help put the trolley back together, and the tele-porter pushes you backward with his mind powers. You fly through the fabric of time and space and cheese, and end up in Caffeine Space, known to the rest of the Omniverse as Really, Really...

  29. Pocket Time Remembering

    A door appears, which you walk through. You end up in a movie theater, and the abridged history of Elliot’s time in your pocket is being played. You go back through the door, and back into Hyperspace. “That was boring,” you think. You...

  30. Getting Out of Hyperspace

    The shoe says, “I can’t do that, for it would kill the story. But, I’m giving you one more wish.” You can wish for: A cool car A suitcase A pet cat

The Note Writer's Friends (28)

  • Kevin Lawver
  • THX 0477
  • Oy
  • Fyora Cartagan
  • nomiddlename
  • Ten
  • dkscully
  • Etaoin Shirdlu
  • Stovohobo
  • Jordan Bassior
  • Kendall Lynne
  • Katie Kim
  • J. Rein B.
  • Lone Writer
  • StudMuffin (LoA)
  • beautifuletdown
  • Ben Hanbury
  • Abstract
  • Hobo Beard Bob
  • Matt McCray
  • Nathaniel Payne
  • The Third Robot
  • Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
  • Jim Stitzel
  • ♥I.Wont.Apologize.Pick.Me.........♥
  • quipsofthequill
  • Violet Turner
  • Abby (LoA)

The Note Writer's Followers (26)

  • Lone Writer
  • Kevin Lawver
  • THX 0477
  • Oy
  • Nathaniel Payne
  • Ben Hanbury
  • cracks in a sidewalk
  • dkscully
  • Fyora Cartagan
  • nomiddlename
  • Kendall Lynne
  • Katie Kim
  • J. Rein B.
  • StudMuffin (LoA)
  • Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}
  • Abstract
  • quipsofthequill
  • ♥I.Wont.Apologize.Pick.Me.........♥
  • J. A. Keane
  • Abby (LoA)
  • Violet Turner
  • Jim Stitzel
  • The Third Robot
  • Robert Quick
  • code dreamboat
  • Jack Anderson Keane