My bio is under construction, so please watch your step and look out for stray characters.
Dislikes:
Swearing
Stories
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What did the darkness do?!?
The darkness conquered all, and existence went up in smoke. Note: (How’s this?)
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A Suggestion II
Don’t swear in the titles of stories, either. You can’t mark the title of the story Mature.
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Being the world's best belly button whistler for dummies
Here is how to be the world’s best belly button whistler in three easy steps: Step One: Go find the nearest asylum. Step Two: Tell them you want to be the world’s best belly button whistler. They will take you to a padded room for you to pr...
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Being a dummy for dummies
If you picked up this book, you must be a dummy. Here is how to be a dummy. ….. That was easy, huh?
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The Last of the Humans
You go to see the last of the human’s last words, and his last words are “Who the crap are you?” You then realize that you are now the last of the humans, and you can’t go back to the land of clocks. You can: Jump off a cliff...
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Stalworth's Problem
Stalworth needed dragons to be written about. It was a state of emergency. John sat at his desk, thinking about how to write about dragons. He got up and found a book called The Insane Ramblings of Meister Stalworth. He was inspired, and wrote about a ...
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The Running Man Slows Down
THX set up the telephone. “Do you know what you’ll say?” “Yep,” The Note Writer replied. THX called AOL tech support, and The Note Writer started talking. “Yes, hi. I’m super smart, and my computer is broken. I...
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A Suggestion
Don’t swear in comments. You can mark a story mature, but you can’t mark a comment mature.
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Searching for fizzy drinks
You look for fizzy drinks, and you find “Clock Cola” Will you drink it and burp try to burp or run away screaming?
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Eat the Cake
You eat the rest of the cake, and you burp loud enough to send you to the land of clocks. You can: Time Travel Die Eat the clocks Take the clocks
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"Ah Crap!"
“Ah crap!” Jeremy had messed up his atomic messenger device, and sent three messages throughout history. One was sent back to the time of the Dinosaurs, somewhere in the asteroid belt. The message was “I like pie!”, and it cause...
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Horror Challenge
As the victims screamed, their souls turned against them. NOTE: (I don’t think horror is my thing.)
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Redux
By realizing there’s no way out, you become so puzzled and find a way out! You come to the Sewers of Hyperspace. You can: Meet Al Gore and help him clean up this dump Find some socks to wear Eat the sewage
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Peeing on the aliens
You pee on the aliens, and they crown you their leader to get you to stop peeing on them. You can: Go to Denver with the Matter Transporter Resign from rulership Make laws Commit genocide by killing all the aliens
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Pandora's Clocks
Welcome to Pandora’s Clocks! We sell all kinds of clocks! Grandfather clocks, cuckoo clocks, roman clocks, you name it! We have our seasonal sale! All clocks are 30% off! Come on down today! ~ Warning: Never open our clocks or you will unleash al...
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Hadron Collider
You send yourself to the Hadron Collider, and you become Atomic Man when two Hadrons hit you! You Can: Kill some dude Fly Try and develop your powers
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The Center of the Sun
You send yourself to the center of the Sun, and you find yourself in a room with three portals on the front wall. You can: Go in the Orange Portal Go in the Green Portal Go in the Purple Portal Send yourself to the large Hadron Collider
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Send away the bride's brother
You send away the bride’s brother, and the crowds lung toward you! You transport them all away. You can: Send yourself to the center of the sun Go buy a hat Take a slice of wedding cake
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Unwrap the one shaped like a matter transporter
You unwrap the one shaped like a matter transporter, and you find that it is a matter transporter. You can: Send away the bride’s brother Send yourself back to Hyperspace Send yourself to Rome Send yourself to an alien world
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Kill Him!
You kill him, and he retaliates, while mortally wounded, killing you! You are sent to the Land of People Who Killed Themselves Using Time Travel. You can: Wait a few quadrillion years until the end of the world Try and escape Commit Suicide
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Left
You go left, and you come to a guy in a space suit. He says that he is you, and that he wants you to follow him. You can: Kill the space suit guy Follow him Dive Underwater
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Helping in Reassembling
You go over to help put the trolley back together, and the tele-porter pushes you backward with his mind powers. You fly through the fabric of time and space and cheese, and end up in Caffeine Space, known to the rest of the Omniverse as Really, Really...
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Pocket Time Remembering
A door appears, which you walk through. You end up in a movie theater, and the abridged history of Elliot’s time in your pocket is being played. You go back through the door, and back into Hyperspace. “That was boring,” you think. You...
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Getting Out of Hyperspace
The shoe says, “I can’t do that, for it would kill the story. But, I’m giving you one more wish.” You can wish for: A cool car A suitcase A pet cat
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Buy Socks
You go t the store and get some socks, and you meet Jack. You are puzzled by the fact that he is real, and he is puzzled why he is real. Jack then gets sucked into Hyperspace. You are Jack, and you are back in Hyperspace. You are carrying a pack of soc...
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Going After Her
You run after her, but she is too fast for you. You trip and fall into a river. You come to a fork in the river. You can go: Left Right Forward
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The Worst Virtual World Ever
Jean downloaded on to Metro Land, a new virtual world she had heard of from a friend. After 5 hours of loading, she found her avatar in a white room. She went on the virtual map, and chose the Mall. Suddenly, her computer crashed. The screen read: R...
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Speech for Ficly
Ficly is a place where you can challenge others, and step up to other’s challenges. Winners are chosen by the person who started the challenge, and even if you don’t win, you had fun. I see challenges as a source of inspiration and great st...
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Jump the Gun
Harold was playing Red Light Green Light, and jumped the gun by going before they said Green Light. Harold was shot between the legs. He failed to jump over the gun before it fired.
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Checkhov's Brush
Bill walked down the hall, past his painting of a police officer. He exited the front door of his house to go to work. A burglar came to take the painting… and was shot by the painting. Bill worked at a robotics company.
