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Proctagon

Joined June 2009.

5 stories, 0 challenges, 34 comments, and 24 friends

Proctagon is lovingly crafted from the finest hand-picked materials.

Stories

  1. Celebration in Stone

    The museum’s doors were locked The curator home for the night The windows had become black In the fading winter light The halls echoed silent still As the janitor put down his mop Ceilings looked upon cold stone floors While the temperature dropp...

  2. Porcine

    There was a boulder coming after her now. It was an unusual thing, not something most archaeologists would think of as an on-the-job hazard, and it struck her as odd that all that was on her mind was the advice the tribesman had given her. ayk-tay eeth...

  3. Catalog

    Some sat in jars. Those were the easy ones. The turtle with two heads that turned out to be three turtles with one body. The Lake Erie Goo. The jackalope-cantaloupe hybrid. The horse flies. Some of them were content in iron cages, padlocked and out of ...

  4. Six Feet Out of Favor

    Herbert was six feet long and he was the worst thing Kyle’s mom had ever seen. A fully grown B. constrictor would be even longer, but Herbert had only been purchased two years ago. Three years too many, if you asked Kyle’s mom. At first, a ...

  5. Pretty Dark

    It was dark. It was the darkest dark in the whole history of dark. It was the dark of a lunar eclipse during a volcanic eruption. It was the dark of a jet pillar erected in a cave. It was the dark of a black dwarf, its sunlight long since extinguished....

Proctagon's Friends (24)

  • Muse among Myths
  • lastsyllable
  • Centipede Damascus
  • Bryar
  • orikae
  • Vann Diras
  • IndieWinter
  • Olivaw
  • Geebs
  • Druhim
  • AdorableBlanket
  • Again St.
  • Usagi
  • Lock
  • Robert Q. Thero
  • SlangSkald
  • A Dabble of Thelonious
  • Ten
  • hashpipe
  • Brian Gefrich
  • lostsalient
  • vivixenne
  • YaYa
  • Butler

Proctagon's Followers (29)

  • lastsyllable
  • Usagi
  • Lock
  • Druhim
  • Geebs
  • World Forgot
  • A Dabble of Thelonious
  • Ten
  • hashpipe
  • Olivaw
  • Tommy T.H.
  • mlvassallo
  • Quetzi
  • Hacksaw
  • lostsalient
  • AM FM
  • YaYa
  • Goofball Inc
  • Zoel
  • Centipede Damascus
  • SlangSkald
  • Spiderj
  • jesteram
  • galin
  • AdorableBlanket
  • Butler
  • Etaoin Shirdlu
  • Antimatterlabs
  • Mighty-Joe Young (A.K.A Strong Coffee)(LoA)