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Saint Chuck

Joined May 2009.

12 stories, 0 challenges, 88 comments, and 16 friends

Finally back after a much too lengthy sabbatical.

Hopefully you’ll all remember me. And if not, I hope to be remembered.

Saint Chuck is a sarcastic, slightly cynical agnostic vegan currently residing in Germany with a love for imaginary tigers, yoga, old James Bond films and loud rock music, who would rather sleep anywhere but in bed and only bites if you’re into that kind of stuff.

LoA, member since 2007: The Official Coordinator of Calvinball and Subtile Irony

Stories

  1. Essences - Waiting for Howie

    Today was a bad day to die. Of course, Howard Rent would not know that until he was dead. Howard was a hard to please man. A balding, slightly overweight workaholic in his mid-forties with three kids who never saw him and a wife who’d been having an ...

  2. City of Souls

    It was a world between worlds. You really can’t call it heaven, and it definitely isn’t hell. It’s not a dream, yet it it’s not quite real either. The city of souls, Salamenca. The city is unlike one on Earth, so let me do my be...

  3. Grace of War

    Through skin and bones an ethereal cacophony echoed in time with screams of anguish filling the streets; accompanying the shots with harmonic grace. The conductor stands with outstretched arms amidst the racing crowd. With closed eyes and tainted smile...

  4. Death or Dying

    Don’t fear death or dying; it’s the living that’s going to be the end of you anyway.

  5. Nie Wieder

    “Du weißt, dass du in Berlin keine Anlaufstelle hast? Keine Freunde, Verwandte oder überhaupt jemanden, den du kennst?” Ich musterte Milo skeptisch. Mit seinen kruscheligen Locken, zerfetzten Jeans und uralten Gitarre sah er jetzt schon a...

  6. Final Way

    With a sigh he raised his eyes in time with the gun, locking his eyes with ours and said, “Thanks for all you’ve done.”

  7. The Gears Go Turning (Mature)

  8. A Real Friendly Guy

    I sat in church, watching a bee drone lazily over a fake flower hat resting upon a crown of wispy blue hair. I hiccuped gently and directed my attention towards the crucifix above the altar. After a few minutes of fixated staring, I jumped slightly as ...

  9. Disturbing the Peace

    She sat cross-legged on small stone wall, near rusting bike racks that looked like as if they hadn’t been used in years. Of course they hadn’t, bikes have long become a thing of the past, only used by professional athletes. Her hair, cut a ...

  10. Tolerating Intolerance

    Sitting at a small café at London’s central train station, Chris and I were discussing the latest soccer game, Chelsea vs. Bayern München. Of course Chris, being half-Brit, supported Chelsea. I’ve been a die hard Bayern fan my whole life,...

  11. They're Back

    Slowly but surely, other survivors of the catastrophe known simply as ’The Brutal Murder of a Peaceable Community of Pen-Lovers by those AOL Bastards" began emerging. You’d think that the others on the island would have thought to chec...

  12. The Tale of the Three

    There has always only been three. Give us trust and we grant peace. From three corners of the land, our wise eyes watch, our ember wings guide. In troubled times take care and seek to bind us three at the peak. These words are etched in the founderR...

Saint Chuck's Friends (16)

  • THX 0477
  • Stovohobo
  • wytherwings
  • Kevin Lawver
  • ElshaHawk (LoA)
  • Lone Writer
  • uselessness
  • NightMaiden
  • blusparrow (LoA)
  • Revilo
  • Laine Grey
  • Russell Ruffino
  • Jermaine Champagne
  • Crown Me Tarzan, King of Mars
  • One Time, One Chance
  • Render

Saint Chuck's Followers (24)

  • g²LaPianistaIrlandesa
  • Render
  • wytherwings
  • Kevin Lawver
  • Laine Grey
  • Alexa Reed (LoA)
  • uselessness
  • Lone Writer
  • Crown Me Tarzan, King of Mars
  • Stovohobo
  • One Time, One Chance
  • BARomero
  • Jermaine Champagne
  • Mighty-Joe Young (A.K.A Strong Coffee)(LoA)
  • John Perkins
  • ElshaHawk (LoA)
  • Insert Pen Name Here
  • Not You (LoA)
  • Krulltar
  • blusparrow (LoA)
  • Nouvelle Bardot
  • .:Band Baby:.
  • The Ghost in the Machine LoA
  • Blossom Roquen