Joined July 2009 and calls callmejellybean.tumblr.com home.

184 stories, 4 challenges, 510 comments, and 35 friends

You know that moment when you realize you’re in over your head?
“I am steeped in blood so far, that returning would be as tedious as going ahead.”
I missed this place. I missed posting. I can’t be the user that I was before, but I’m going to post.


  1. Leave the Boa on the Shelf

    I sit at home on the edge of my bed, just staring at the ridiculous pink feathered boa I’ve got in my hands. Why can’t I part with it? Why can’t I leave it behind with all her other things? I look like a stripper, don’t I? You a...

  2. Baptize Me in that Flea Bath (Mature)

  3. I Miss Her, Miss You.

    Six, six fleas-no! Make it seven now! I just picked off and killed seven fleas from my own human body. All thanks to that damned cat. I scratch at the numerous flea bites on my body and card my hands through my hair nervously. Scratch tick tick clack s...

  4. Kat and Moose

    Tick. Tick clack tick. Tick clack scratch scratch tick tick clack scratch clack clack! “MOOSE!” I yell at the top of my lungs. The American shorthair scurries away from his new toy at the sound. I scowl at him and kneel down to save the tat...