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StudMuffin (LoA)

Joined June 2009 and calls Facemuffin (Studbook?) home.

172 stories, 15 challenges, 669 comments, and 174 friends

I’m 20. I live in Hastings, UK.
Uhhh I’m going to school for illustration, but sometimes I just, like, love writing.

Back when I was 15, I was a member of this site in it’s earliest days and I stopped using it after a while for reasons unknown. Well I’m back for now!

Stories

  1. Where is he?!!?!

    I strolled down the sidewalk, not a care in the world. I passed a street sign, it read, “Drury Lane” Chills ran down my back, this neighborhood was notoriously bad. Suddenly, my knees buckled, a piece of cold metal was pressed against the b...

  2. Intensity

    I turned. He was still behind me. I ran and ran, him following me at every turn. I slide under the monkey bars, scrambled over the slide. I turned around, he was gone. I jumped down the firemans pole. Using the pole itself would have taken to long. I l...

  3. 94

    …94… I broke a sweat. I didn’t know which wire to cut. …93…. The bomb continued it’s countdown, I had to act. …92…. I cut the blue wire, the countdown paused. …92… I exhaled, I had successfull...

  4. The Breakup

    “I can not believe you!” She flung her glass at him, it smashed on the wall behind him, leaving a very wet stain, the smell of alcohol very present. “Babe, it was only one night! I didn’t know what I was doing! My heart belongs to you and only ...

  5. The Breakup

    “I can not believe you!” She flung her glass at him, it smashed on the wall behind him, leaving a very wet stain, the smell of alcohol very present. “Babe, it was only one night! I didn’t know what I was doing! My heart belongs ...

  6. A Kiss

    Brown. Silver. A little white tag. I rip off the tag and start to peel off the clothing of my new delight, moaning in anticipation of the next few moments. I bring the package of brown pleasure to my lips. “I’ve been waiting for this,”...

  7. Loop

    I wake up. I crawl out from underneath my table and turn my television on. Jay Leno is making jokes about Barrack Obama. This seems familiar, I think, it must be a rerun…. Suddenly, my house shakes. I flip off the tv and look around for some sort...

  8. Run

    I ran, the tree branches smacking against my face. I ran until my chest hurt. I ran till I almost couldn’t breathe. I ran until I felt like I needed to vomit. That’s when I stopped. I turned and looked behind me, made sure he wasn’t f...

  9. Run

    I ran, the tree branches smacking against my face. I ran until my chest hurt. I ran till I almost couldn’t breathe. I ran until I felt like I needed to vomit. That’s when I stopped. I turned and looked behind me, made sure he wasn’t f...

  10. Run

    I ran, the tree branches smacking against my face. I ran until my chest hurt. I ran till I almost couldn’t breathe. I ran until I felt like I needed to vomit. That’s when I stopped. I turned and looked behind me, made sure he wasn’t f...

  11. Run

    I ran, the tree branches smacking against my face. I ran until my chest hurt. I ran till I almost couldn’t breathe. I ran until I felt like I needed to vomit. That’s when I stopped. I turned and looked behind me, made sure he wasn’t f...

  12. Run

    I ran, the tree branches smacking against my face. I ran until my chest hurt. I ran till I almost couldn’t breathe. I ran until I felt like I needed to vomit. That’s when I stopped. I turned and looked behind me, made sure he wasn’t f...

  13. Run

    I ran, the tree branches smacking against my face. I ran until my chest hurt. I ran till I almost couldn’t breathe. I ran until I felt like I needed to vomit. That’s when I stopped. I turned and looked behind me, made sure he wasn’t f...

  14. Run

    I ran, the tree branches smacking against my face. I ran until my chest hurt. I ran till I almost couldn’t breathe. I ran until I felt like I needed to vomit. That’s when I stopped. I turned and looked behind me, made sure he wasn’t f...

  15. Palahniuk has Writers Block

    With a pen in your mouth, you talk only in vowels. I wrap my fingers on the desk, a sound so familiar by now, I know it like the back of my hand. Suddenly, an idea. A revelation, a conclusion, hypothesis. I scribble on my notepad, the handwriting messy...

  16. YAY! Wait...

    My mother smiled at me, it WAS my birthday, everyone was happy. My mother put a blindfold over my eyes, and led me out into the backyard. My mother told me that the present was very expensive, and that she hoped I liked it. The blackness covering my e...

  17. Stop (Ficly Challenge)

    She stood there, not moving a muscle. She didn’t breathe, she didn’t blink, she didn’t land. She was skipping across the street, and she had glanced towards the red octagon on the street corner. People walking pass stared at her,one f...

  18. Why?!?! (Mature)

  19. How can one be afraid of giant pencil? To me this doesn't make

    any sense. Should I have used the title as part of my stream o’ consciousness? How can a crap be holy? Could you get a priest to bless it? That brings to mind a funny image: A priest baptising a giant turd, dunking it’s head in the water. D...

  20. Ring around the ZOMBIE!!!!

    Oh, here comes a zombie, crawling from abercrombie run from the Bastard, Bastard, and don’t fall down.

  21. The First Seven Days

    In the beginning there was Chuck Norris. He farted and His fumes ignited, turning into the big bang. From His Flatulence, came the Earth. One the first day, Norris created life. He spent the next six days eating uncooked meat and boning your mom.

  22. It's missing!

    “It’s missing!” “What’s missing?” “Um.. it’s a l-” “What?” “Hmmm. I can’t actually show you…..” “What?! Why not?” “UGH…… you canR...

  23. Acid

    Jake threw his head up into the air. He screamed, the only thing that came from his mouth was a small black spider. That’s when the rest came. The arachnids were pouring out of his mouth like water. He tried to yell for help, but the spiders muff...

  24. Backspace

    There was no doubt in my mind, she was looking at me. The most beautiful woman I’d seen. Ever. And she was staring at me from across the bar. I knew I needed to make my move. I stuck my fingers in my drink, wetted my hair back , got up and start...

  25. We all make mistakes.....

    “OH MY GAWD! Your car is soooo icky.” Batman had applied for new sidekicks after what happened to Robin. Somehow, this….. thing, this noisebox had won. Batman cleared his throat as Paris snapped her gum. “Ummmm, if we are gonna ...

  26. Volleyball!!!

    I tied my lucky bonnet around my head. It was white, feathery with a little blue ribbon. It was time to Volley. I picked the ball up from the sand, and prepared to serve. I hit the ball into the air, completely missing the desired target that was the o...

  27. Being Dead Sucks

    “You, know, you talk too much.” George thought. He was staring at his friend, Sean. George couldn’t move any of his limbs, didn’t seem to feel anything physical at all. Hell, George couldn’t even blink. Long story short, G...

  28. Sherlock Holmes and the Temple of Doom

    Sherlock whipped out his glasses, thy were dirty. “Dammit,”he swore,“Watson! Get over here!” Watson waddled to Mr. Holmes. Watson was small, about 5’2", asian, no older than 13. “DOCTA HOLMES, DOCTA HOLMES!!!...

  29. Noir (Part 12)

    Just as this second thought popped into my head, I noticed a jet fighter whizzing over head. Painted on the bottom of the grey metallic jet were the initials M.O.M. The hatch on the bottom opened up, revealing another bomb, which dropped at great veloc...

  30. Noir (Part 11)

    Suddenly there was a creaking. The building seemed to tilt a little to the right, until it all came crashing down upon its self. The top half and the bottom half became two different buildings, the top of only to land on the bottom half, and crumble in...

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