Stories
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A First Rate Witch Doctor
“What do you want for it?” “Eighty bucks,” Perry said. “I’ve sold like a million of ‘em, dude. The Voo Doo witch doctor is fucking in! That’s what I’m talking about, bitch!" “Idiot,” I said, rolling my eye...
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Welcome to Ficly Island
“Zee Plane, zee Plane,” I say, ringing the bell in the tower. “Smiles, everyone…smiles!” “Another day, another bunch of Ficleteers, eh boss?” “Oh, must you always be so mercenary, Tattoo,” Mr. Ficly...
