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Oy

Joined May 2009 and calls The Badgerwiki home.

107 stories, 8 challenges, 276 comments, and 31 friends

Here for the time being…

Stories

  1. Surgery

    As I went under the knife and the glowing helmet to complete my cosmetic surgery,gene therapy, memory altering, I wondered if it was really worth it. The answer was yes. Anything to start afresh. Anything to forget what I’ve done.

  2. Hellhound

    As I tripped, the beast took advantage. With a sudden leap, it drove me into the ground like a pitchfork into manure. I took a sudden, asphalt filled breath as the wind was knocked out of me. Why do they keep following me home?! With a sigh, and an upw...

  3. Bangsian fantasy

    Sprung out of my pathological obsession with Mur Lafferty’s Heaven series, the Bangsian fantasy challenge! “What is Bangsian fantasy?” you ask? Well, according to wikipedia, Bangsian fantasy is " the school of fantasy writing tha...

  4. STWP News:June 28

    This is SWTP News! The president was found passed out drunk on the sidewalk outside a “place of pleasure”. He was obviously trying to understand the native cultures of America. As always, this is Siding With The President news reminding you...

  5. Ficlyfying myself

    Impossible situations with supernatural undertones, occasionally story comments in their own story in poetry form.

  6. Igpay Atinlay

    “Oesday Igpay Atinlay veneay ountcay saay aay anguagelay?” Omtay ruggedsay “Unnoday,” ehay epliedray. “Iay uessgay e’llway oonsay indfay utoay”

  7. Zombies in the Internet

    BREAKING NEWS BULLETIN: Through some programmer’s error, the legendary zombie code was added to the Google Homepage. The code reads: Embed /creatures/virtualize/zombie.undead Nowhere is safe. Disconect your servers. Write your stories with pen an...

  8. The 2 Items (Idea from xkcd.com. Check Them Out!)

    I hide a grin as I stand in line. I love this game! The pillow underneath my dress is uncomfortable, but necessary for my ruse. I look down into my purse and grab an onion, the pieces of which I rub on my eyelids. My eyes are full of tears as I walk up...

  9. Puck, the Gamer

    Puck012 ran across Coldvalley Ridge, a level 99 dirk in his hand. “Wha?” a nearby dwarf asks, a confused look in his face. “Level 99? I thought they went up to level 80!” Puck grinned and vanished. The dwarf whispered to himself...

  10. A scream on an airplane

    I hear a scream as my gaze lingers on the spot where my spotter has gone. Then there is only silence. I should go check it out. After all, if something happens, they might think to recheck people for bombs and the like. And that is something I cannot a...

  11. Depression at the Graduation Dance

    I stand in the corner, a glum look on my face. I’m not wanted here. This dance sucks. I don’t even know why I showed up. But wait, my crush is walking towards me with a smile on her face! Maybe this isn’t so bad after all!

  12. What's wrong with poetry?

    I’ve never seen a poem as a featured ficlet and I don’t know why Poetry is emotion Poetry is pure Poetry is writing too. So comment on a poem And rally around Let’s get a poem UP THERE!!!

  13. Humor

    sometimes I consider why humor is funny and laugh at the absurdity of it

  14. Graffitti

    Graffitti has always been illegal. After all, it is technically vandalism, but they shouldn’t care. They should be happy to have one of my masterpieces. But it has become even more illegal since The Great Reform. Now all forms of creativity are b...

  15. Gaea and Children

    The Thunder ran through the house like a hyperactive two-year old. Which, of course, he was. Gaea looked up sharply, causing the mountain she was working on fill with magma. “Thunder!” She yelled out. Yelling was the only way you could get ...

  16. Not your standard bathroom

    “Now sir, if you’ll come with me.” the stewardess said, yanking me out of my seat and towards the flight attendant’s lounge where, I assume, she’ll radio the cockpit for instructions. But she misses the flight attendants lounge and he...

  17. Confession

    I check my watch: 4:52. Still plenty of time for the dark man to pull something off, if he needs to. But still, my mind is made up. I signal a stewardess over. “I think that man has a bomb.” I say. “I thought I saw a timer” I li...

  18. Doubting the Shades

    My suspicions about the shades have never been wrong before. But what if they are this time? What if I condemn an innocent man to… whatever fate the bombers have. And who would believe me? But I must try, for if my suspicions are correct, the liv...

  19. Judgement

    I see people in shades. I can’t help it, its just the way I am. I’ve come to realize the shades represent how the people are. The lighter the color, the better they are. I’ve seen a darker shade kick a cat. And now, I see a man boardi...

  20. Tying the Knot

    As you tie the piece of string into a not, you appear on the altar with a plain looking woman. “I now pronounce you man and wife” the priest says, and there is applause. “You may kiss the bride” As the woman leans forward for a ...

  21. Focus

    We’re supposed to find something to focus on, a release of our thirst for blood. Mine is writing. Others are less lucrative. You know Paris Hilton? She’s one of us. I write on an online community under the name of Oy. I won’t tell you...

  22. It is coming

    It is coming, that itchy feeling in my fingers always precedes it. That feeling, that always precedes the release. The release… of ideas. I was writing tonight!

  23. Into the Abyss

    …Into the abyss. As I fall, I realize what must have happened. There must have been an earthquake! How else could I keep falling towards the very core of the earth! Then, with a shock, I realize, she must have done it! She must have opened the ea...

  24. Fake Horoscopes 6-4-09

    Capricorn (12/22-1/19) You will get hurt before realizing that Oreos belong in the mouth Aquarius (1/20 – 2/19) Many people will be mad at you for using a public fountain as a bath Pisces (2/20 – 3/20) You will get half way through the Twilight ser...

  25. The World would be Worse (If I ruled the world challenge)

    if i ruled the world it would be worse others say it would be better but they are lying after all who am i to deal with the dissenters the madness the constant pressure that comes with being any government leader even especially the world government bu...

  26. Why I write Poetry

    sometimes i write poetry because it is easier no need to form complete … you can ignore all rules of grammar:: and spellling and it is considered art

  27. Nate's Song

    Well one day I was standing and the next day I had died I don’t know how it happened it came as a surprise But rather than lamenting I have accepted my fate I’m in Hell’s travelling circus and my name is Nate I have many a tale so chi...

  28. Numbers Don't lie

    Numbers don’t lie to me…..Like people do……They don’t lie and say everything’s gonna be all right…..numbers never beat my mom…..numbers never come home smelling of booze…Numbers…are my only fri...

  29. Numbers

    Numbers……I love numbers….I eat and drink and breathe numbers…..Because I know…..That if I look hard enough…..I will find……Truth.

  30. My Problem

    They told me it was a gift, but I view it as a curse. I’m 18 years old. And I can kill people by touching them. The first time I used my power was when I was a kid. 11 years old. There was a bully. I would tell you his name, but I have forgotten ...