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Twyst

Joined July 2009.

28 stories, 0 challenges, 136 comments, and 1 friend

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Stories

  1. A Refined Palate is a Hungry Palate

    “How cliché can you get?” Sam asked. “On a scale of one to ten? Purple.” Ian replied, keeping focus on his browsing. It took real concentration to sift through random pages in books and decide if a particular novel was worth hi...

  2. Out of Pain (Mature)

  3. Family Meals

    They didn’t expect us for dinner, but they let us in. Why are they so upset? We both have our rules, and needs. I can smell the tangy iron from beside this awful painting of a dead man. Are they calling its name? What are our names? I forgot. The...

  4. The Bear [in 10 words]

    Little bear follows big bear, disturbed by big bear sex. -———————————————————————————R...

  5. Same 'ol, Same 'ol

    It’s hard when your dead, to feel alive. We will randomly choose a new wayward town and try to find a new way to make it all fresh again. It never does though, you always just end up doing what you did before: stalk, kill, eat. This one town Hamm...

  6. Memento in 10 words

    Remember Sammy. Where was I? Got him! Where was I?

  7. There be Worth in Some Tales

    “So I said, ‘They be scalin’ the walls!’”. ‘Best be killin’ em off!’ The Cap’n replied. I grabbed me sword and cut that first scalawag off our port side. There were more mean eye crawling up over th...

  8. Out of Scotch (Mature)

  9. I'll story tell you well (Mature)

  10. Re: Your Brains

    Heya, Tom’ it’s Bob from the office down the hall Good to see you, buddy; how’ve you been? Thing have been OK for me except that I’m a zombie now I really wish you’d let us in I think I speak for all of us when I say I understand Why you ...

  11. Bytten:5 (Mature)

  12. J & J : 4

    She knelt there for what seemed forever. Jess finally stood up, unsure how to proceed. “Do you want me to leave?” What would hurt worse he wondered, her staying or leaving? “I don’t know” It was as honest answer he could give. She was the cau...

  13. J & J : 3

    “Jeremy, this is hard for me too” Jess felt like he was being unfair, she was probably losing her best friend now too. “You seem to be doing okay” Jeremy’s accused Jess, she was sitting there looking sad. Sad like a waitress had just told her...

  14. J & J : 2

    Jeremy’s love had lifted her up, made her feel it was possible to find happiness, but not happiness with Jeremy. She adored their friendship and their intimacy, but she needed something different. She didn’t know what it was or where she was going ...

  15. J & J

    “Do you love me Jess?” Jeremy looked at his hands as he spoke. “I don’t know” Explaining wouldn’t be easy. “What have we been doing if this wasn’t going to…” He didn’t know how to complete his thought and unclenched his hands. “...

  16. Out of Options

    Either he found the inspiration to continue writing, or he lost his publisher and his apartment, rent was past due too… two months now? Time slowed down with writers block. His inspiration, the pages sitting in front of him (which he printed at a...

  17. Bytten:4 (Mature)

  18. Bytten:3 (Mature)

  19. Bytten:2 (Mature)

  20. Bytten (Mature)

  21. She's out there... somewhere...

    The bastards never stop sticking it to me. They’re always putting their things in my face, I hate voice recorders. “Say something else!” they cry. What if I don’t want to do it!? My life… It’s always the same things ...

  22. Breaking Apart 4

    She knelt there for what seemed forever. Jess finally stood up, unsure how to proceed. “Do you want me to leave?” What would hurt worse he wondered, her staying or leaving? “I don’t know” It was as honest answer he could g...

  23. Breaking Apart 3

    “Jeremy, this is hard for me too” Jess felt like he was being unfair, she was probably losing her best friend now too. “You seem to be doing okay” Jeremy’s accused Jess, she was sitting there looking sad. Sad like a waitress had just told...

  24. Breaking Apart 2

    Jeremy’s love had lifted her up, made her feel it was possible to find happiness, but not happiness with Jeremy. She adored their friendship and their intimacy, but she needed something different. She didn’t know what it was or where she wa...

  25. Breaking Apart 1

    “Do you love me Jess?” Jeremy looked at his hands as he spoke. “I don’t know” Explaining wouldn’t be easy. “What have we been doing if this wasn’t going to…” He didn’t know how to complete his thought and uncle...

  26. The world is ending!

    Shadowhussle emerged from the shadows and dawned his Shadowblades, as Lightbarer the Lightbringer unsheathed his Lightblades. “You’ve come so far, only to fail, Phoenix Dirkdark!” He declared with a single exclamation. “You really thought you w...

  27. Phoenix Dirkdark Chronicles: II

    Call me D, well Dirk, or Dark I guess. Make it Dirkdark, but my enemies know me by Phoenix, so I guess you can call me Phoenix Dirkdark. And I have a mysterious and awesome story to unravel. You see, my tale, it begins at my mysterious and awesomely mo...

  28. Phoenix Dirkdark Chronicles

    The nurses might tell you that lightning struck my mother the instant I came into the world, increasing my strength, dexterity and other awesome stats. The nurses might tell you how that energy, timed with the alignment of the planets timed with the wi...

Twyst's Friends (1)

  • Samurai Jack

Twyst's Followers (10)

  • Vashau Taslet
  • Samurai Jack
  • StudMuffin (LoA)
  • Sam Ervin
  • eclectickid
  • iLive The Hard Way
  • Mighty-Joe Young (A.K.A Strong Coffee)(LoA)
  • Spageti
  • The Fantastic Mister Fish
  • Krulltar