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    g²LaPianistaIrlandesa

    Joined May 2009.

    110 stories, 15 challenges, 597 comments, and 42 friends

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    Lone Writer

    Joined May 2009 and calls Lone Writer's Ficlet Graveyard home.

    90 stories, 4 challenges, 310 comments, and 74 friends

    “Life is an endless parade of stupidity, with no rain in sight.” -Lone Writer

    Proud Member of the League of Awesomeness!
    Captiness of the High Seas of Awesomeness

    !!#$%$!

    SERIES I’M IN:

    Welcome To FiclyNation
    http://ficly.com/stories/15

    Road Trip! With Band Baby, Blusparrow And Bartimaeus
    http://ficly.com/stories/404

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    wytherwings

    Joined May 2009 and calls Misbehave home.

    35 stories, 0 challenges, 29 comments, and 31 friends

    I’m wytherwings, also known as Camille.

    I’m so excited! I’ve missed ficlets and our whole family so much… it’s great to be back =]

    I’m a proud member of the LoA, and with my buddy George, we are the Awesome Twins.

    I like eating cold pizza for breakfast. And sleeping with wet hair. the sound of rain, and the smell of books. I like minty gum and red vines and candy canes. I like playing cards and dancing around to bands like Natalie Portman’s Shaved Head. I like singing to David Bowie and doodling on my jeans. I like to surprise people. Hi =]

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    ALRO613 (LoA)

    Joined May 2009 and calls ALRO613's Ficlet Archive home.

    156 stories, 0 challenges, 410 comments, and 48 friends

    Another one of the refugees from the old Ficlets site. See my old FICLETS HERE!
    Not much to say about me really. I write. I play music. I write music. And I enjoy reading Ficly-Stories.

    I’ve been writing since high-school – which was so long ago, we walked to school in 4ft of snow with no shoes on and bread at the store cost a penny… ok.. .25 cents.. but i was able to get 10 candies for 5 cents.

    SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETED AND WON NANOWRIMO 2008, by writing a novel over 60,000 words long called: Amethyst: Outer-Rim based on a ficlets series written here!

    I’ve been bestowed the great honour of being part of the brother-and-sisterhood known as: The League of Awesome. Henceforth I shall bear the monicker: The Master of the +10 Guitar of Awesomeness!

    “Read, Reply. Ficlet or die!” ~ Krulltar

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    Scarfninja

    Joined May 2009.

    1 story, 0 challenges, 0 comments, and 1 friend

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    Saint Chuck

    Joined May 2009.

    12 stories, 0 challenges, 88 comments, and 16 friends

    Finally back after a much too lengthy sabbatical.

    Hopefully you’ll all remember me. And if not, I hope to be remembered.

    Saint Chuck is a sarcastic, slightly cynical agnostic vegan currently residing in Germany with a love for imaginary tigers, yoga, old James Bond films and loud rock music, who would rather sleep anywhere but in bed and only bites if you’re into that kind of stuff.

    LoA, member since 2007: The Official Coordinator of Calvinball and Subtile Irony

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    Cobweb

    Joined May 2009 and calls xmtr home.

    3 stories, 2 challenges, 4 comments, and 5 friends

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    Textual Phoenix

    Joined May 2009 and calls My NaNoWriMo Author Info home.

    51 stories, 2 challenges, 212 comments, and 39 friends

    A former Ficleteer. Now, I am a Ficly acolyte – a Ficlyte, if you will. (You can thank uselessness for that term!)

    Spread the word, brothers and sisters! :-D

    10/23/13 – Over 2 years since I last posted something here. My faith in my storytelling abilities had abandoned me for a while. Now, I’m preparing for my first NaNoWriMo, so I’m here to get in some practice. It’s good to be back!

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    Ana Cristina

    Joined May 2009 and calls my sweet old etcetera home.

    48 stories, 0 challenges, 103 comments, and 45 friends

    Writer, teacher, & hopeless romantic with a penchant for falling for fictional characters.

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    SupRspi

    Joined June 2009 and calls Jeff and Sam - Plus 2 home.

    2 stories, 0 challenges, 4 comments, and 4 friends

    Jeff Closs is a 29 year old computer technician, and sometime writer, blogger and twitter-er living in Quesnel, BC Canada.

    He has 2 children and another on the way – he rides motorcycles and reads copiously in his spare time, as well as watching too much Top Gear and seasonal television.

    He used to write on ficlets.com and is chuffed that there is a new iteration for him to spend his free time on.

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    Russell Ruffino

    Joined June 2009.

    12 stories, 0 challenges, 11 comments, and 4 friends

    Cowabunga! What a lovely shiny website.

    Here’s the old ficlets

    http://ficlets.ficly.com/authors/ruffino

    And hopefully soon there will be some new ones and we can all shout ‘Hurrah’ together.

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    Vail Indigo

    Joined May 2009.

    10 stories, 0 challenges, 63 comments, and 12 friends

    Just a girl with a love for words. I write fiction, erotica, and really mediocre (at best) poetry.
    I think I’ve been doing this all my life.

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    Alexa Reed (LoA)

    Joined May 2009 and calls Crazy Vegan Hippie home.

    24 stories, 13 challenges, 289 comments, and 29 friends

    Read & Reply
    Ficly or Die

    - League of Awesomeness Oath.

    (June 2014) Currently out of work and I should be using my computer to look for a job but Ficly is more enticing.

    I love comments – leaving them and giving them.

    If a piece or a challenge is good, I would like to know that you appreciated it.
    If it is less than stellar, I appreciate that your comments will help me to improve.

    This is my page on the Ficlets memorial: http://ficlets.ficly.com/authors/alexa1018

    This is my Blog, where I’m trying to pull in all of my old Ficlets and re-write and re-post them:
    http://alexa1018.blogspot.com/

    And this is the Facebook page for my blog:
    http://www.facebook.com/CrazyVeganHippie

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    Kent Brewster

    Joined June 2009 and calls Brewster's Field Guide to Web 2.666 home.

    3 stories, 0 challenges, 4 comments, and 11 friends

    Hacker, writer, dad.

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    Crown Me Tarzan, King of Mars

    Joined June 2009 and calls twitter.com/KingofMars home.

    23 stories, 0 challenges, 104 comments, and 62 friends

    I write pulp.

    http://ficlets.ficly.com/authors/user_605

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    One Time, One Chance

    Joined June 2009.

    10 stories, 2 challenges, 59 comments, and 34 friends

    Ficly, Ficly, Ficly.
    I can’t wait to endeavor into your boundless grasps of thoughts and proceedings of Ficly writers’ absurd rantings.

    I’m OTOC; you may (or may not?) have encountered me from the previous site, Ficlets.
    I’d like to think I’ve improved, but that’s not up to me. I can only record my growth through your (yes, YOUR!) feedback – of which I crave.

    If you’re as lame and strange as I am, we’ll get along incredibly.

    I’m in the LoA – but I can’t, for the life of me, remember what my title MoA stands for. Something-of-Awesomeness, for sure.
    Hmm.

    For whatever reason, you’ll likely find me writing more poems than stories.
    “Because with you and me writing, 1024 characters is a sentence, not a story.”
    —Leecat :)

    I love vocabulary.
    And philosophies.
    And debates.
    And Icy Tea.

    Is it lame that I think I have the honor of being friends with so many people? -———→

    Insert Pen Name Here said it best:
    “Three cheers for the return of Ficleteers!”

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    ElshaHawk (LoA)

    Joined May 2009 and calls Mistress of Well-Intentioned Indecision home.

    728 stories, 20 challenges, 7663 comments, and 211 friends

    “Read, Reply, Ficly, or Die!” -Krully

    Ficly Blogger-In-Chieftess

    I am a self-proclaimed member of the LoA (League of Awesomeness): Mistress of Well-Intentioned Indecision.

    Special Needs Teacher, wife, mother of two, center-brained, imaginative, pragmatist. Sometimes I sing. Sometimes I take pictures. Sometimes I doodle or make stuff.
    I just have too many irons in the fire.. I like fire.. it is pretty and warm.. I like to dance and sing by the fire, but I am careful. I always remember who I am.

    I am Mistress Elshanor of Hawk Manor, Head Librarian, Keeper of the Secret Passageway to Mount Krully, and Keeper of the Ficlinomicon AND Kevin Lawver’s Pen. I think..

    Get your ficly fandom on! http://zazzle.com/inkwells*

    I wrote some free ebooks:
    www.smashwords.com/profile/view/elshahawk

    “For every day you take off from writing, your muse will take off three!” -Anonymous
    “Do not pity the dead, pity the living; especially those who live without love.” -Dumbledore

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    Hobo Beard Bob

    Joined May 2009.

    19 stories, 0 challenges, 16 comments, and 7 friends

    I am a hobo. I have a terrific hobo beard. Don’t touch it or I will stab you with a spoon that I have fashioned into a shiv.

    My old Ficlets can be found at http://ficlets.ficly.com/authors/hobo_beard_bob

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    Magic Eight Ball

    Joined June 2009.

    3 stories, 0 challenges, 1 comment, and 3 friends

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    Mighty-Joe Young (A.K.A Strong Coffee)(LoA)

    Joined June 2009 and calls cowboy or ninja home.

    145 stories, 3 challenges, 2580 comments, and 433 friends

    We were two against the world. Now the odds are slightly against me.

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    THX 0477

    Joined May 2009.

    552 stories, 6 challenges, 5998 comments, and 28 friends

    Dr. Tim’s Neurotic Rules of Ficly Life

    [Disclaimer: This is not intended to be binding nor in any way an expectation of general members of Ficly, league members, family members or wearers of Member’s Only jackets]

    1. Comment to Story posting ratio must exceed 5:1. Goal is 10:1. In other words, I write a story then find five others (at least) upon which to comment before writing another.

    2. For every solo shot or sequel of my own material, I must write a sequel or prequel to the work of another author. If I’m going easy on myself, participating in a challenge also fulfills this requirement.

    3. If someone comments on one of my stories, I go find one of theirs upon which to comment. It only seems fair, and I like to think it encourages commenting.

    4. Awesomeness is the goal, always. Call me on it when I fail, please.

    5. Clearly mark mature content and err on the side of caution.

    6. Golden Rule remains in effect for all sequels, prequels, and comments.

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    White Hat

    Joined August 2009 and calls My Ficlets home.

    9 stories, 0 challenges, 23 comments, and 12 friends

    Ficleteer (not a ficlyteer), Computer Scientist, Philosopher.

    The 60-1024-character short story form is still a ficlet, no matter what anyone says!

    If you want a story to continue, sequel it, rather than waiting for someone else to.

    Catch me on AIM as “theonlypoe”

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    Stovohobo

    Joined May 2009 and calls My Old Ficlets home.

    71 stories, 1 challenge, 583 comments, and 36 friends

    Great stories happen to those who can tell them. -Ira Glass, although he attributed it to Anonymous.

    If you comment my stuff, please be as nit-picky as necessary. I crave constructive criticism. Also alliteration.

    If you want to start a series with me, drop a note! Remember to comment on everything, rate, and use the Random Story button at the bottom of the page.

    Warning: Shameless Plug Ahead Had around 570 ficlets on the old site—you can read ’em through the link above if you like.

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    StudMuffin (LoA)

    Joined June 2009 and calls Facemuffin (Studbook?) home.

    172 stories, 15 challenges, 669 comments, and 174 friends

    I’m 20. I live in Hastings, UK.
    Uhhh I’m going to school for illustration, but sometimes I just, like, love writing.

    Back when I was 15, I was a member of this site in it’s earliest days and I stopped using it after a while for reasons unknown. Well I’m back for now!

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    Blossom Ruoquen (LoA)

    Joined July 2009.

    10 stories, 0 challenges, 108 comments, and 22 friends

    Ficlets is back from the dead. Or shall I say Ficly..? Yes! Where there’s a will, there’s a way..apparantly (or so I was told as a child stands brokenly behind McDonalds cashier)
    More for my Bio later :) Too busy at the moment hugs teddie and rolls over yawning Yup, just too busy.. epic yawn I really would, there’s just so much I gots to do scratches bum If only I had more time! fluffs pillow Gah! It’s just so Annoying! flips through channels If only I had the time to practice violin, get my chores done, prep myself for a dance intensive, further my spirituality, take proper care of my social requirements as an active teen, AND write! settles on Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack bwuAHAHA I mean, clears thoat Achkem! (its the iraqan Achmed in me) I mean…I love you.. No wait.. wrong awkard blurt-ation.. Ermm.. Hi? you know, I’m terribly busy, I’ll have to fill this out later.

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    Krulltar

    Joined September 2009.

    58 stories, 3 challenges, 1231 comments, and 278 friends

    “The road to hell is paved with adverbs.” ~Stephen King

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    Coccinella

    Joined July 2009 and calls Relentless abundance home.

    43 stories, 6 challenges, 379 comments, and 27 friends

    I have a way to go with fiction writing, and am finding Ficly challenging and inspiring… kind words are nice, but I’d be delighted to receive constructive criticism when you have it!

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    Scarfninja

    Joined September 2009.

    3 stories, 0 challenges, 1 comment, and 1 friend

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    OrganizedSandra

    Joined September 2009.

    2 stories, 0 challenges, 4 comments, and 1 friend

    A homeschool mom of 20+ years and a former small business owner, Sandra is exploring higher education in pursuit of a dynamic nursing career.

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    Nouvelle Bardot

    Joined December 2009.

    4 stories, 0 challenges, 8 comments, and 8 friends

    You remember me.

    I draw pictures of strangers on the subway and am always wondering what’s for dinner. I like to write tiny glimpses into someone’s day. I find it very fascinating. I especially like to wonder.

    My interests include owls, button collecting, strangers, playing the ukulele, sushi, dive bars, playing checkers, dollhouses, Nancy Drew mysteries, Polaroid photos, unicorns, book swaps, bikes with baskets, red velvet cupcakes, sewing, elves, reading out loud while overlooking the Delaware river, thrift stores, Kung Fu Necktie, records, folk songs, writing at Milkboy, Pabst Blue Ribbon, spontaneous poetry, plaid shirts, and making hats.