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    Ana Cristina

    Joined May 2009 and calls my sweet old etcetera home.

    47 stories, 0 challenges, 103 comments, and 47 friends

    Writer, teacher, & hopeless romantic with a penchant for falling for fictional characters.

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    Kevin Lawver

    Joined May 2009 and calls Ultranormal home.

    14 stories, 123 challenges, 99 comments, and 24 friends

    This time, it’s mostly Jason’s fault. He’s the one who convinced me that we couldn’t just leave well enough alone. He got the designers to donate their time, and wrote all the HTML, CSS and 95% of the javascript. I did the models and controllers. Nope, we couldn’t just let it go. We had to try it again.

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    g²LaPianistaIrlandesa

    Joined May 2009.

    109 stories, 323 challenges, 598 comments, and 42 friends

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    thebetweenspace

    Joined May 2009.

    44 stories, 0 challenges, 85 comments, and 20 friends

    Read, Rate, Comment, Sequel.

    That’s my ficly mantra.

    Also, that’s the way I roll.

    In my opinion, there’s no better compliment than offering an unsolicited sequel to someone else’s story. I think inspired, good-hearted sequels are more breathtaking than the best comments and ratings will ever be.

    I joined the League of Awesome. From this point, I shall be known as the Awestruck Ambassador of Awesome.

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    Melia

    Joined May 2009 and calls CherryPop McGee home.

    21 stories, 0 challenges, 60 comments, and 12 friends

    Ohh how I’ve missed this. This site gave me the motivation I always needed to write and I’ve missed it horribly. By day I work for a newspaper, by night, I delve into the world of CherryPop McGee and assorted Zombies. I’m writing her story, which got it’s start in this community, online and hope to self-publish when it’s all done.

    Am also a big fan of AudioBoo (audioboo.fm/profile/Melia) and because of the awesome creative commons licensing here, I hope you don’t mind if I occasionally record an audio clip of your Ficly :) I will, of course, properly credit you.

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    ALRO613 (LoA)

    Joined May 2009 and calls ALRO613's Ficlet Archive home.

    144 stories, 0 challenges, 376 comments, and 46 friends

    Another one of the refugees from the old Ficlets site. See my old FICLETS HERE!
    Not much to say about me really. I write. I play music. I write music. And I enjoy reading Ficly-Stories.

    I’ve been writing since high-school – which was so long ago, we walked to school in 4ft of snow with no shoes on and bread at the store cost a penny… ok.. .25 cents.. but i was able to get 10 candies for 5 cents.

    SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETED AND WON NANOWRIMO 2008, by writing a novel over 60,000 words long called: Amethyst: Outer-Rim based on a ficlets series written here!

    I’ve been bestowed the great honour of being part of the brother-and-sisterhood known as: The League of Awesome. Henceforth I shall bear the monicker: The Master of the +10 Guitar of Awesomeness!

    “Read, Reply. Ficlet or die!” ~ Krulltar

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    Stovohobo

    Joined May 2009 and calls My Old Ficlets home.

    60 stories, 186 challenges, 524 comments, and 34 friends

    I’ve been unfortunately dormant for the last few weeks (or months), so it’s your responsibility to yell at me and make me write. Yours, not mine. I’ll do the best I can, but really, it’s up to you.

    If you comment my stuff, please be as nit-picky as necessary. I crave constructive criticism. Also alliteration.

    If you want to start a series with me, drop a note! Remember to comment on everything, rate, and use the Random Story button at the bottom of the page.

    Warning: Shameless Plug Ahead Had around 570 ficlets on the old site—you can read ’em through the link above if you like.

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    ElshaHawk (LoA)

    Joined May 2009 and calls Mistress of Well-Intentioned Indecision home.

    573 stories, 262 challenges, 6782 comments, and 184 friends

    “I realize why I do it in the first place, not to be a star, just to be me.”
    -Make It Or Break It
    “For every day you take off from writing, your muse will take off three!” -Anonymous
    “Do not pity the dead, pity the living: especially those who live without love.” -Dumbledore

    “Read, Reply, Ficly, or Die!” -Krully

    Ficly Blogger-In-Chieftess

    I am a member of the League of Awesomeness: Mistress of Well-Intentioned Indecision.
    I am Mistress Elshanor of Hawk Manor, Head Librarian, Keeper of the Secret Passageway to Mount Krully, and Keeper of the Ficlinomicon AND Kevin Lawver’s Pen.

    Get your ficly fandom on! http://zazzle.com/inkwells*

    I wrote some free ebooks:
    www.smashwords.com/profile/view/elshahawk

    I also blog! Follow me at: www.wellintentionedindecision.blogspot.com, www.elshahawkscribblins.blogspot.com, or dailyspoonfulsofsugar.wordpress.com

    Certified teacher, wife, mother of two, center-brained, imaginative, pragmatist. I find myself writing every spare moment I get.

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    THX 0477

    Joined May 2009.

    380 stories, 256 challenges, 4590 comments, and 26 friends

    Attempting NaNoWriMo for the first time this year, 2011. Wish me luck!

    Dr. Tim’s Neurotic Rules of Ficly Life

    [Disclaimer: This is not intended to be binding nor in any way an expectation of general members of Ficly, league members, family members or wearers of Member’s Only jackets]

    1. Comment to Story posting ratio must exceed 5:1. Goal is 10:1. In other words, I write a story then find five others (at least) upon which to comment before writing another.

    2. For every solo shot or sequel of my own material, I must write a sequel or prequel to the work of another author. If I’m going easy on myself, participating in a challenge also fulfills this requirement.

    3. If someone comments on one of my stories, I go find one of theirs upon which to comment. It only seems fair, and I like to think it encourages commenting.

    4. Awesomeness is the goal, always. Call me on it when I fail, please.

    5. Clearly mark mature content and err on the side of caution.

    6. Golden Rule remains in effect for all sequels, prequels, and comments.

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    Acantha

    Joined May 2009.

    12 stories, 0 challenges, 13 comments, and 0 friends

    Hello! I’m Acantha :)

    Most of my writing focuses on fantasy and science fiction, and I tend to write things that are a little out there in terms of accessibility. Sorry for that :)

    Outside of writing, my hobbies are baking, reading, crafting, and gaming (both the video and the pen-and-paper variety). My favorite authors include Robin McKinley, Umberto Eco, Neil Gaiman, and J.R.R. Tolkien, plus many, many others. I’ve been told I read too much for my own good, but I’m of the belief that you can never have too much to read :)

    I used the same pen name back on Ficlets, in case you’re wondering!

    Can I just say how great it is to be back? Because it really is great. I missed this place so much.

    Thanks for reading!

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    l.m.orchard

    Joined May 2009 and calls 0xDECAFBAD home.

    4 stories, 265 challenges, 18 comments, and 16 friends

    My name is Leslie Michael Orchard, but you can call me Les. We’re all friends here, right?

    I’m a serially enthusiastic, caffeine dependent {web,mad,computer} scientist and {tech,scifi} writer. I work at the Mozilla Corp., and I live in Livonia, MI, USA.

    I was once a refugee from Ficlets, and those stories are now self-archived over at http://decafbad.com/skein/

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    Scarfninja

    Joined May 2009.

    1 story, 0 challenges, 0 comments, and 1 friend

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    Textual Phoenix

    Joined May 2009 and calls Facebook (Friend me!) :-D home.

    49 stories, 230 challenges, 211 comments, and 40 friends

    A former Ficleteer. Now, I am a Ficly acolyte – a Ficlyte, if you will. (You can thank uselessness for that term!)

    Spread the word, brothers and sisters! :-D

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    Fyora Cartagan

    Joined May 2009 and calls My stuff on the memorial site home.

    32 stories, 293 challenges, 142 comments, and 8 friends

    Hopefully the resurrection of my favorite site will get my muse stirring again!!!

    Oh, and if you want to see some of my old stuff (probably better stuff), it’s on the memorial site. (http://ficlets.ficly.com/authors/fyoramacragge)

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    Elisabeth L. Davis(LoA)

    Joined May 2009.

    82 stories, 294 challenges, 233 comments, and 36 friends

    Beneath the regular writers sits a young girl, pen trembling in her hand. She tries to put words on paper, but nothing comes out but painfully choppy verse. She drops the pen, looking up at the regulars in their creative glory. She sees many people she’d take a bullet for, but cannot stifle the envy toward. She remembers when she was a shining example of what a writer should be, but that time is long since gone. She lays her notebook down and draws her legs under her, praying for inspiration.

    Feedback makes my heart race.

    If you don’t like the limit, go to Protagonize.

    Elisabeth, Situation Escape Artist and Keeper of Fireworks

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    Saint Chuck

    Joined May 2009.

    12 stories, 0 challenges, 88 comments, and 16 friends

    Finally back after a much too lengthy sabbatical.

    Hopefully you’ll all remember me. And if not, I hope to be remembered.

    Saint Chuck is a sarcastic, slightly cynical agnostic vegan currently residing in Germany with a love for imaginary tigers, yoga, old James Bond films and loud rock music, who would rather sleep anywhere but in bed and only bites if you’re into that kind of stuff.

    LoA, member since 2007: The Official Coordinator of Calvinball and Subtile Irony

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    wilw

    Joined May 2009 and calls WIL WHEATON dot NET: in Exile home.

    3 stories, 0 challenges, 6 comments, and 2 friends

    I’m just this guy, you know?

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    Hobo Beard Bob

    Joined May 2009.

    18 stories, 0 challenges, 15 comments, and 7 friends

    I am a hobo. I have a terrific hobo beard. Don’t touch it or I will stab you with a spoon that I have fashioned into a shiv.

    My old Ficlets can be found at http://ficlets.ficly.com/authors/hobo_beard_bob

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    Lady

    Joined June 2009 and calls DeviantArt home.

    3 stories, 0 challenges, 0 comments, and 0 friends

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    Crown Me Tarzan, King of Mars

    Joined June 2009 and calls twitter.com/KingofMars home.

    15 stories, 0 challenges, 59 comments, and 40 friends

    I lost my soul when I fell to earth
    My planets call me to the void of my birth
    The time has come for me to kill this game
    Now open wide and say my name…

    http://ficlets.ficly.com/authors/user_605

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    OrganizedSandra

    Joined September 2009.

    2 stories, 0 challenges, 4 comments, and 1 friend

    A homeschool mom of 20+ years and a former small business owner, Sandra is exploring higher education in pursuit of a dynamic nursing career.

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    Scarfninja

    Joined September 2009.

    3 stories, 0 challenges, 1 comment, and 1 friend