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Princess Binky Lemontwist (LoA)

Joined May 2012.

322 stories, 39 challenges, 1316 comments, and 77 friends

I am the Guardian of the Ink Wells and Head Flight Attendant of Our Strange and Wonderful House.

Stories

  1. The Roof

    The Roof is not easy to get to by accident. You have to take the Elevator to the Theater Room, then backstage you will find a portal that takes you to the hair dye closet in the Salon. Give a dragon there a sky lantern fueled with hydrogen and he will ...

  2. The Cotillion Cavern

    This place of the House is not to be trifled with. It is not for the faint hearted, or the weak, or the cowardly, or the clumsy. This cavernous room is the embodiment of danger. The floor has trapdoors opening at the end of every third waltz. The drink...

  3. The Fabulous Salon

    When you walk in you are immediately rinsed, lathered, dried, and perfumed by the wonderful hands that grow out of the doorway. The room is rather moody and changes its colors depending on what is going on. It was once known to change into a black room...

  4. The Order's Beauty

    She stared at herself in the room of mirrors in silent shock, studying the person that stared back at her. The person who was in the mirror was a fearsome sight, somehow being beautiful at the same time as being terrifying. Someone perfect for the job ...

  5. Self-Disciplined & In Control

    He had the urge to hold her. To brush her tears off her cheeks. To run away with her. He didn’t do any of those things. He had cultivated enough control to stand perfectly still and watch her. He had been told he would be sent out of the country....

  6. Runner Among Plagues

    The Bots skidded to a stop at the end of the Bridge of Clouds, disgust written all over their metallic faces as they looked on at the gray and black mess spread across the valley that was the last standing human colony. The woman stopped running as she...

  7. Train (Station) of Thought

    The train stations were always busiest at night. With dreaming locomotives constantly loading and unloading passengers, trains of thought barreling down whimsical and ever-shifting tracks, inspirational passengers headed to hidden destinations to light...

  8. Secret Organization

    “Databank X73 is full.” A man’s voice boomed over the intercom of the giant, underground factory-like building. A woman in a midnight blue suit stood on a catwalk as she oversaw the work of a thousand of her employees. Her eyes scanne...

  9. Family

    The wonderful animal family of the House of Goonzalez: There’s the magpie uncles, Left, Right, Up, Down, & Turn who never get much farther than the nest. The monkey twins, Dee and Dum who are constantly making faces at their younger, more ref...

  10. The Sleepy Insomniac

    I am exhausted. My eyes will not close. Shadows ring my eyes. I am too cold. My muscles are sore. I am dying of heat. It is way past midnight. My brain won’t shut off. Everyone is asleep already. I toss and turn. I want a sweet dream. My stomach ...

  11. Unfinished Intro

    It was a stormy night in April. The wind howled forcing the trees to bow to it. The rain came down in torrents sounding like a thousand horses. The moon and stars were eerily hidden by storm clouds. That night two shadows made their way weaving through...

  12. The Voice

    There is something about that voice that is electrifying Something mysterious, unknown, & undying A smile so devious that goes with this voice It makes my heart stutter without choice An ecstatic grin creeps onto my face When I hear its vibrant spr...

  13. Bucket List

    OFFICIAL BUCKET LIST OF MINE: 1. Straddle the border of two countries 2. Stare at a sky alone for an afternoon 3. Go zip-lining 4. Stand on a roof 5. List 300 friends by name 6. Read a book on the beach before it rains 7. Complete an outrageous dare 8....

  14. Bar on a Mountain

    I thought I would hurl at the next curve in the road as the car bumped along this dirt path, heading for the highest point of the mountain. It had already seemed like ages ago that I had been stuffed like a sardine into the car with a small crowd of pe...

  15. Runner Among Clouds

    She was running with all her might. Her feet pounding on the Bridge of Clouds. Sweat was running down her back & her breathing was ragged as can be. She knew the consequences if she got caught this time. The Bots were closing in faster than usual s...

  16. Scavenger's Forest

    I hadn’t planned on eating all of the stew. I really hadn’t. But it was gone and the sun was creeping up over the horizon. I had slept remarkably well, with none of the nightmares that usually plague me. I tidied up my shelter and rearrange...

  17. Queen's Daughters

    “You do realize we are supposed to be attending the feast, right?” Fizzy whispered to her older sister as they flew away from the Hive. Daisy groaned again as her wings vigorously propelled her fluffy, yellow-black striped body through the ...

  18. Strangers And Family

    I could have dealt with the punishment. I could have lived with myself if they told me to let go of the person I held so close. It would have been alright. That small infant was the only friend I had. The only real thing in the whole cement block that ...

  19. Things Change

    The rain poured. The rain thundered and pounded and seeped into everything. The little boy next to me frowned as he looked up at the roiling gray sky. “It only rains when things are sad.” He mutters to the clouds and I can’t help but ...

  20. Pirates' Maid

    He was getting ready to strike again when the drunken pirate captain laughed again and said, “That’s enough, Teeth." The hairy pirate named Teeth grunted and walked back to his seat. The sight he revealed made all the intoxicated pirates laugh...

  21. Rejected Help

    It’s a hideously cold and rainy day I pull my jacket tighter to keep the chill at bay I am hurrying along the pier When I hear a shriek of fear My head whips around And I see you in the sea You’re being sucked down My run turns into a bound...

  22. Daljia

    Dust and smoke billowed everywhere as the sounds of explosions and screams filled the air. I pull my backpack tighter against me and run up the bullet-doused streets. The crumbling buildings and rubble provide an obstacle course, making my movements ra...