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Princess Binky Lemontwist (LoA)

Joined May 2012.

322 stories, 39 challenges, 1316 comments, and 77 friends

I am the Guardian of the Ink Wells and Head Flight Attendant of Our Strange and Wonderful House.

Stories

  1. Unconventional Hobbies For a Lady

    She quickly climbed the old tree, jumping from limb to limb getting closer to the open window. There was lights on inside and she mentally groaned in exasperation. Keeping her back to the wall, she peeked around to the inside of the glowing bedroom. Sh...

  2. A Running Cat

    She was running. Running like she was being followed by a group of Olympic thugs. She didn’t know why she was running. It was dark, she could only make out the pavement just in front of her so she could dodge the plethora of potholes in the concr...

  3. A Burgundy Tail

    “The woman wearing the trench coat and fedora. It’s her.” Burgundy whispered, watching the woman from across the street. Her earpiece crackled, “Heading to the train station?” “That’s her.” She said as sh...

  4. Airships: Doomsday Maps

    Jerem looked up from the slowly disappating flames below to see Matherson coming to him with a deep frown. “What is it?” Jerem asked, stepping away from the crowd gathered by the edge. “I found something you need to see in the Captain...

  5. News Travels Fast

    It was just a stack of pamphlets on a desk somewhere among the shelves in the Young Adult section. A child picked one up, and brought it to his mother. The mother’s eyes went wide and passed it on to another. That woman gasped and went back for m...

  6. The Final Update

    Hello again! Just sending out a progress for those of you anticipating the Tech Fair. I’m pleased to say that the catering has been taken care of and that all vacancies in the fair have filled. If you didn’t get to make a spot into the fair...

  7. Vacancies Must Be Filled!

    Hello to all those in Internet Land! Just wanted to send out an update on the Tech Fair because we have a few vacancies that need to be filled. If anybody would like to request those vacancies, please send me an email at annualtechfairs3100@gmail.com s...

  8. A Live Canvas

    The first thing that came back was her hearing. An incessant popping noise along with half of a dozen voices. Then she could feel the popping coincide with some strange tapping on her legs. And all she knew was that she was a long way from Tinker Avenu...

  9. Airships: Testing Inferno

    “Is it safe?” Elletra asked, watching Hawkeye prime the capsule with some type of timing device she wasn’t familiar with. “Is anything from the Earl safe?” Hawkeye stated without looking up from his work. She bit her lip. ...

  10. Wrong Report

    Her eyes slowly grew in size as she scrolled down the computer screen, skimming over the results of the newest hormone stabilizer that was used. She jumped out of her swivel chair and ran out of her office. She bull-dozed through the hallways of the ho...

  11. Cyborgs, Robots, Flying Cars!

    So maybe I wasn’t being completely honest about the flying cars. And there probably won’t be cyborgs walking around serving you coffee. But don’t cry yet because there will be other great things coming for you at the upcoming Tech Fai...

  12. Where is South Dakota

    “Well, Mr. Brown, you know where we are?” The boy frowned. “How do you know my name?” “I searched your wallet when I stopped here. Your name is Walter Brown. You’re 44 years old with one son who is in college.”...

  13. Airships: Residuum

    Elletra quickly began helping separating Jerem’s men and the corpses of the Earl’s crew. She forced herself not to look too closely at the mangled bodies of the dead but she couldn’t shut out the noise of the groans and moans of the i...

  14. Ms. D(ealer)

    Cashy softly knocked on the decrepit wooden door and peeked her head into the makeshift office. It had been a tool shed for one of the big buildings on the side of the alley but had fallen into disrepair from years of disuse. She had made a deal with t...

  15. Bextris and The Captain

    “On a ride… To nowheeeeeeeeerrrre-” “Cut that out, Bex! You sing that stupid line one more time and I’ll happily toss you out the hatch!” “Just trying to pass the time, Cap, until you think of somewhere to go. ...

  16. A Boy And His Cracker Jack Box

    “Give it back! It’s mine! I found it first! Give it back!” The boy wailed as he banged on the metal door of the room. Detective Bill Hansen shut his eyes tight and lowered the volume on the speakers. He looked through the one-way glas...

  17. The Epidemic's Source

    “Why did they want you?” Silence. “Do you understand me?” One nod. “You gotta tell me something! Why were those terrorists hunting you? Do you have something they want?” Another nod. “What do you have that is s...

  18. Airships: Enclosed

    “We need to end this.” Elletra growled as she quickly took down two approaching men on her left and Hawkeye took care of some others on the right. “Agreed.” He said in a voice that made Elletra sure he was grinning. Then he shou...

  19. The Dealer's Beginning

    “And this is where you will be sleeping.” The boy made a sweeping gesture through the open doorway which led into a black, cramped room. “Black walls?” The girl in rope handcuffs, muttered. “Black is the natural color of a...

  20. The Dealer & The Apprentice

    She searched the crowd for a good subject, piercing through the rapidly moving masses. She pointed to a Mi’Loorian man lugging an oversized suitcase which was obviously carrying a mercury-wrapped object of sentimental value. “That one. What...

  21. My Soul

    It had been pulled in a million and one directions. It had been twisted and stretched to see how far it could go. Acid had been poured on it to see how tough the shell was. It had been drowned in saltwater just to see if it could be revived. Bits of me...

  22. They Shattered SunLight

    It had powered the City of Glimmer for centuries, even during the Electric Civil Wars. It had been a beacon of hope for the tired souls living inside the city walls. It was the people’s most prized possession, guarded more than the Council of Eld...

  23. Broders' Castle

    Finch always said not to tell strangers more than was absolutely needed, “Ah, perhaps.” “Yer not sure?” The man scoffed at me in irritation. Definitely didn’t want him irritated. “Sorry, I’m the one you speak o...

  24. Twisted Piece of Cheese

    I burst out laughing as my sister insists on her point of the discussion. “It’s true! Your face looks shorter when you smile and squint your eyes like this.” She demonstrates to further prove her point. I can’t reply through my ...

  25. Airships: Lives Lost

    Distant shouts began to reach Hawkeye & Elletra as they quickly estimated how many crates were there. Elletra grimaced, “At least thirty crates. We can’t afford to damage this ship. God knows what those weapons are capable of.” Ha...

  26. The New Supervisor

    He stepped out of the elevator and was stopped by a flurry of expletives coming from the secretary’s desk in front of him. He arched an eyebrow as he watched papers being thrown in the air, while he could not see the person responsible for all th...

  27. Walk Down A Gothic Setting

    Walking down the broken and cracked road, I couldn’t help but shiver at the biting cold wind blowing against me. The night was a moonless one, with not a single streetlight to be found. The old, sagging buildings pressing against the street seeme...

  28. Another Doctor

    Does going to Orientation guarantee me the job? Or is this another test? She couldn’t help but wonder as she walked out of the office to join the other women in the waiting room. She did seem to be the youngest one out of all the others. Would th...

  29. Another Room (Day 18)

    “And what makes you think that you would be good for this Employment?” A small woman asked, without looking up from the sheet of references the interviewee had handed her. “I have a high threshold for pain. I am also very healthy.R...

  30. Another Chart (Day 17)

    Dr. Sephiroth scanned over the charts and reports, briefly stopping on the Notable Entries page. She glanced up, “Are you sure that the Potentials all came from the employees that were first-timers?” “Yes.” Was all that Dr. Hayl...

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