Joined March 2015.

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a rly cute pirate


  1. "Their raps be icky, mate, my raps be sick-y!"

    All I wanted was some corn chips, but here I was, in the middle of a Walmart aisle that smelt of murder and mold, and I couldn’t get to them. As much as my stomach was near suicide, I couldn’t bring myself to walk over to the staff member (...