classy porn
This challenge has ended!
I don’t know whether ficly is ready for this, but here goes.
Your challenge is to write a scene for a high class porno movie. This means that you should be explicit but not vulgar or crude. Be as descriptive as possible. Include at least some fetishes. You may choose to do soft or hard porn.
Obviously most of the entries will be mature but if can manage to do this without marking it mature you will most certainly gain kudos.
Extra points will also be given if you can make it sound like a personal experience.
Points will be deducted for crude or vulgar language.
Let the saliva (or any other creative juices) flow!
Challengers
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Like A Bunny (classy porn challenge)

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In the Shadows

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Corrective Action

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Tiles in the Ceiling
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Coronation

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Not in my Back Yard!

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Angels

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B.C. Stands for Bone Chicks

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Alien and Robot

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That One Time, With the Pizza Chick
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Hail Mary
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I-69
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Temple of Aphrodite and Ares

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DR Feelgood.
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shower scene

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The Affair on 8th Street

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A Gentleman's Wager

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Prayer
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Cum 'n Sense

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Iron Seduction
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Space Nero needs an Empress!
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Public Indecency (classy porn)

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Wake Up (Classy Porn Challenge)

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Scene One [Classy Porn challenge]

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Lesbian Action [Classy Porn Challenge]

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Nothing Deviant At All
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Maze me
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I had to try it

Discussion
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Pyropunk 51 (PPP LoA)
finalists were: Hail Mary, Pizza Chick, Prayer and Maze Me. Thank you all for participating, it’s been fun to read all your entries.
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Pyropunk 51 (PPP LoA)
seeing that this challenge has dropped off the popular list after I marked it “mature”, I have edited the end date to be the 17th of July 2009. I will judge it then.
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Pyropunk 51 (PPP LoA)
works. and it immediately un-features it.
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Kevin Lawver
Your challenge has encouraged us to implement a new feature – now you can mark challenges as mature. And because you inspired the feature, would you mind testing it by making this challenge mature, please?
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scratch'n'scrawl
I would so love to make a submission for this, but I don’t think I know how to write CLASSY porn…
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BA Boucher
You know it’s funny, when you go the the challenges homescreen it has a couple of columns.
Under each column title is a little subtitle.
BRAND NEW (new challenges afoot)
Notice what’s it says under Popular?
Crowd pleaser. That would be a perfect title for a piece in this challenge
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YaYa
Here’s my submission!
http://ficly.com/stories/2274
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Spiderj
Wasn’t really worth waiting for, I fear.
I blame BA Boucher for blindsiding me with his intensely disturbing and magnificent entry.
Seriously. Check it out.
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BA Boucher
I think I may have pulled off the non mature reading.
However I’m not entirely sure it fits the requirements of the challenge.
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Pyropunk 51 (PPP LoA)
can’t wait to read your entries JP, OO and Spiderj.
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Pyropunk 51 (PPP LoA)
yes, it was to give the timid guys a chance too ;-)
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Spiderj
Just noticed that the challenge deadline is next year!!! Was that intentional?
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John Perkins
Working on an entry. I just hope to heck nobody tries my idea before I finish.
Cool challenge. Interested to see if anyone successfully pulls of a non-mature entry.
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Pyropunk 51 (PPP LoA)
wow, featured!!
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OrangeOreos (LoA)
Man, you’ve just blocked down any barriers that were left in making challenges. Kudos!
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Spiderj
I’m going to try it. And then I’m going to regret it. But not as much as anyone who reads it.
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Pyropunk 51 (PPP LoA)
@YaYa i would really like to see some original work.
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YaYa
Wait on, can you submit a story you’ve already written that would fit the criteria, or do you have tailor it to the challenge?
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YaYa
I think I’ll participate. Piano porn incoming!
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ElshaHawk (LoA)
I entered, first thing that came to mind. :shrugs:
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Stovohobo
xkcd is hilarious. While I might not get everything…but some are written just for the string theorists or whatever.
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.:Band Baby:.
interesting… I don’t think anything I write would fit… maybe i’ll wait to see some other entries as… examples… =) nice idea though.
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Elisabeth L. Davis(LoA)
I second that.
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jesteram
I think it’s a membership requirement.
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Oy
Does everyone on ficly read xkcd???
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Pyropunk 51 (PPP LoA)
oh, and this fetish does NOT count:
http://xkcd.com/598/
Want to join in the fun? Of course you do!