The Most Awesome Story Ever

This challenge has ended!

So, someone among us (whose name shall not be disclosed) is going to have to spend this Valentines Day in the hospital.

Now, anyone who’s spent any time in the hospital knows that it’s boring as all heck, and it’s even worse when it’s a holiday.

So here’s the challenge:
Write the coolest, awesomest, most entertaining/distracting story you can for her to read while she’s there.

I know it’s short time but this is for someone very special to all of us!

The sky’s the limit.