This is a battle of rhymes. Chose your scheme, stick to your guns, and lay down some poetic justice. I’m planning this as a multi-part event. The winner of this round will go on to round two, where every rhyme has to be in reply to the winner of the last round. So start your brains a thinking, and dip your quills in ink. It’s going to be a bumpy ride.

(This was influenced by a simi-rhyme battle spawned by this poem I wrote: http://ficly.com/stories/17374)