If Mel Brooks Was Mayor

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“She slept with him?!” I yelled.

“Oh, you can’t say no to the mayor,” Eva replied matter-of-factly. “I said no to him once. He just gets so disappointed.”

“Make love to me!” the mayor cried from his knees, arms upraised.

“NO!” Eva’s reply was accompanied by the traditional slap to the face.

“Awww.” The mayor’s arms fell, and his bottom lip protruded substantially.

“So what if he gets disappointed?” I scoffed.

“Well, then he gets mean.”

“Oh, Marie, my dove,” the mayor said into the intercom, “push my one o’clock to two. And get the number of that girl who wouldn’t do me. I want to call her a doody-head.”

“For the last time, I’m not your secretary!”

“Doody-head?” I looked at her incredulously and shook my head. “Nevermind. Anyway, that’s harassment. You should call the police.”

“The Police? Are they back together?!” Her face lit up.

“What? No. Well, they had a reunion tour in 2008, but… Wait, no, I mean the real police. You know, officers of the law?” She just stared blankly.

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  1. Avatar kaellinn18

    Hey, they can’t all be five pencils, right?

  2. Avatar Krulltar

    No, not all stories can be 5 pencils, but some are. This made me giggle-snort while drinking my dr. pepper. I had the image of McDonald’s Mayor McCheese on his knees begging for some nookie, and Eva slapping him so hard his cheese wiggled.

  3. Avatar Raegan Dauterive

    Hilarious and clever =D

  4. Avatar Mr.Gabriel

    Haha, this one was funny. I liked the flashbacks.

  5. Avatar Mostly Harmless

    More example of your wide ability to write anything… very funny, and wonderfully random – something a bit different! Nice work, MH :)

  6. Avatar ElshaHawk (LoA)

    i know the ones from Blazing Saddles..

  7. Avatar Alotar

    Wow, you managed to put two flashbacks in one ficly. Quite a feat, I’d say.

  8. Avatar Browncoatben

    Random + Mel Brooks = “It’s good to be the king!”

    Enjoyable and fun.

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