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Dude! He's not a lion whisperer.

“Hey Bro?
“What?”
“Guess what.”
“What?”
“Dude.”
“Yeah?”
“I dunno.”

“Dude.”
“Yeah?”
“I saw this guy once…”
“Yeah?”
“…He was a lion whisperer!”
“Dude!”
“Yeah!”

“Dude?”
“Yeah?”
“Pass me ’nother blunt.”
“No prob P-Bro.”
“Woah, that’s good shit!”
“Yeah?”
“Yeah!”

“You ever thought ’bout life?”
“Yeah!”
“Me too.”
“Why?”
“Exactly!”
“Woah.”

“What?”
“What?”

“You know who’s hot?”
“Penelope Cruz.”
“Emmanuelle Sophie Anne Chriqui.”
“Who?”
“What?”
“Yeah.”

“Woah!”
“What?”
“I dunno.”
“What?”
“I think I just saw my death.”
“No!”
“Yeah!”
“Woah…How do you die?”
“I dunno bro.”
“Woah!”

“Hey Dude I lied!”
“Bout what?”
“He’s not a Lion Whisperer.”
“Dude?”
“He got attacked by lions.”
“Dude!”
“Yeah.”
“Woah.”
“But lived.”
“That’s life bro.”
“They took like…a mega-bite out of him, but yeah.”
“Dude!”
“Yeah.”

“That reminds me of my mom.”
“Yeah?”
“Yeah.”
“Did lions eat your mom?”
“Nope.”
“That’s cool.”
“Yeah.”

“I’m so fuckin’ high right now.”
“Me too!”
“Yeah.”
“Dude.”
“What?”
“Let’s go to the zoo!”

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