Spring!

Avatar Author: Gradual Uprising {LoA} Hi. I am a 17-year-old, American student. My full name is Drew Michael Klopfer. I am an Ohioan. Go Bucks! Please feel free to give me constructive criticism. It's good for me. I'm the League of Awesomenness's Señor del Su... Read Bio

The internal suffering of all my organs being squished at once is a mere inconvenience in comparison to the mind throbbing headaches that rise up from the balloon that used to be my nasal cavity.

Yay!

Woohoo, it’s spring again! Just let me ask you this:

Who the hell decided it was okay to line the roads of my neighborhood with lilies?

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Comments (4 so far!)

  1. Avatar Mr.Gabriel

    This should be mature. even if it just says “fuck.”

  2. Avatar Gradual Uprising {LoA}

    i dunno man, i didnt really envision it as a mature story

  3. Avatar Wednesday [PJ] ((LoA))

    Yeah, it’s the rules. It has a naughty word.
    But funny :)

  4. Avatar Gradual Uprising {LoA}

    There =D

    I changed it to hell…which is in the bible so, not a bad word :)

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