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It's a Standard Form, I Assure You

This document is to confirm the business transaction between our organization and the prospective client.

By signing this you agree to the terms henceforth laid out: our organization will provide one (1) service of any kind within our ability at the request of the client, to be preformed upon notarization of this document. The client as payment shall provide the following: one (1) soul within possession of the client and all rights and privileges associated, paid upon the time of the client’s expiration.

Our organization reserves the right to add an additional collateral payment on a case by case basis. Requested collateral payment may include, but is not limited to, the following: one-half of requested soul, one or more talents or abilities in the client’s possession, one (1) first and/or second born child, one (1) feeling of true love (verification of true love to be confirmed by an intermediary), etc.

Please sign on the dotted line (signing in blood is preferred, though red ink is also acceptable).

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