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Taebo Hoe

Oh muffy where’d ya go?
You Taebo Hoe.
You fat rolly polly
i caught in your speedo
sweatin’ to the oldies
and ya balls look more like marbles than lemons
or maybe you just wanted to be nekked with richard simmons
and all you other posers should learn not to talk
let alone, mess with the killa Elsha Hawk.
she’ll have ya in therapy talkin about repression
or on your knees wit a priest
and I don’t mean in confession.
And dont make her say somethin’ that she can’t take back
cause she could be featured e’ry day
sayin’ nuttin on the track.
Now that I have shown you as petty ass amateurs
Next lesson is look up the meaning
Of Iambic pentameter

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