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Avatar Author: Tad Winslow "If you don't work nothing will." Maya Angelou Read Bio

God Blood

It does a body godly

Disclaimer: God Blood will not grant you the power to resurrect, fly, see through walls, or part seas. Available at these fine retailers worldwide— Jumpin’ Jay’s Jam Cafe, Burn That Blub Sports Club, and The Soda Pop Stop.

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  1. Avatar Abby (LoA)

    Wow. Creepily creative and hilarious…nice…not sure what I’m calling nice but I like it =].
    In fact I’d love to buy the product if you could give me some contact details.
    x

  2. Avatar Tad Winslow

    I imagine it looking like V-8 juice but tasting exquisitely NOT like v-8 juice. Does that make sense? lol I’m digging myself a hole here.

  3. Avatar Wednesday [PJ] ((LoA))

    Like those drinks that supposedly make you super-fast super-fit and super-…godly? Extremes of advertising.
    I can say for sure that I like it, although what the specifics of that like are, like Abby, I am confused about.

  4. Avatar Marli

    Everybody uses a tease word when looking to sell something why not?“GOD
    GOD BLOOD”. an oxymoron deliverswhat it says. Not like the “V” juice or " RED BULL." Hell, if you drink those you are able to do anything.ha-ha. good one Tad.

  5. Avatar Tad Winslow

    Maybe you guys and gals could make up your own products and taglines in a sequel. Just sayin. It’s pretty fun to do.