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Oops! I Did It Again

“Oops! I did it again. I played with your heart; got lost in the game. Oh baby, baby. Oops I…”

“Seriously?”

“What the fuck!?”

“Dude. Britney Spears? Come on. That’s just sad. You’re a grown ass man for god’s sake.”

“Who are you? What the fuck are you doing in my bathroom? KELLY! KELLY CALL THE COPS. THERE’S SOME ASSHOLE IN OUR BATHROOM.”

“I’m the asshole? You’re the one singing Britney Spears in the shower.”

“KELLY!”

“Yeah, about that. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed…”

“Get the fuck out of my house. KELLY! KELLY!”

“It’s rude to interrupt a man when he’s talking. Please don’t do it again.”

“Holy shit! What the fuck? What? What the fuck man?”

“My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”

“Wh-what? I didn’t kill anybody. What the fuck are you talking about? KELLY! FUCK! KELLY! Holy shit man. KELLY!”

“Dude, you’re not being very professional about this.”

“Oh god! Oh god! Please don’t. Please g—.”

“Oops! I did it again. I played with your heart. Shit! That song is catchy.”

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