Dear God, from Caveboy Billy

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Dear God,

Please bless Daddy Bob, Momma Jane, Little Sister Mary, and Cave-neighbor Sue because Oh God is she hot now that she has boobs! How do I get her to stop throwing rocks at me?

Amen,
Caveboy Billy

Oh yeah, and I’m not asking Dad any more questions because he just makes the answers up.

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  1. Avatar Kitsuta

    LOL niiice.

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