The 2 Items (Idea from xkcd.com. Check Them Out!)

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I hide a grin as I stand in line. I love this game! The pillow underneath my dress is uncomfortable, but necessary for my ruse. I look down into my purse and grab an onion, the pieces of which I rub on my eyelids. My eyes are full of tears as I walk up to the cashier. She gapes as I take out a pregnancy test and a single coat-hanger

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  1. Avatar Elisabeth L. Davis(LoA)

    hahahaha. I love xkcd.

  2. Avatar OrangeOreos (LoA)

    Haha, I have two friends that are kinda obsessed with that webcomic.

  3. Avatar gĀ²LaPianistaIrlandesa

    xkcd=complete and major win.

  4. Avatar Pat J

    Hilarious and evil.

  5. Avatar Pat J

    …but in a good way.

  6. Avatar Saint Chuck

    Brilliant, xkcd is sheer genius.

  7. Avatar Ridcully Calvert

    I lolled

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