Dear God, from Caveman Bob 4

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Dear God,

Please help me keep my mouth shut tomorrow at the gathering when those pricks from across the valley start going on about how their great-great-great-grandfather invented fire, which we all know he didn’t.

You invented fire.

Amen,
Caveman Bob

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  1. Avatar Chakatreamentinnahouse (LoA) Fool

    Ok , I’m reading this series backwards, but it’s still hilarious. Short and sweet.AWESOME.

  2. Avatar Mighty-Joe Young (A.K.A Strong Coffee)(LoA)

    look if bob dies i freakin hate you

  3. Avatar MrsMica

    No, Bob can’t die!

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