Socially Unacceptable

Avatar Author: Skitchen I'm an adult now, I guess. I don't really like to think of myself that way. I don't want to grow up. Not in the really creepy, pedophile, disassociated from reality way. Just in the "things are better when you focus less ... Read Bio

“Disgusting! Can you do that somewhere else,” the woman asked, walking slightly faster as she eyed the man sitting on the courthouse steps.

Society no longer cares for the smokers. They huddle outside in their designated areas, enduring all sorts of weather. Others walk by them with a disgusting look and a sense of superiority. A lot has changed lately.

“I’m sorry, ma’am. Would you like to borrow my handkerchief?”

As it turns out, society is still against public masturbation.

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  1. Ahfl_icon THX 0477

    Oh, that was pretty gross, but definitely not what I was expecting. Yuck and well done.

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  3. Avatar Mighty-Joe Young (A.K.A Strong Coffee)(LoA)

    Where did this come from like a football past second base being caught by a short stop in a hockey outfit.

  4. Avatar RockPaperScissors

    Ha. I laughed for, like, a minute.

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