Like A Bunny (classy porn challenge)

Avatar Author: ElshaHawk (LoA) "Read, Reply, Ficly, or Die!" -Krully Ficly Blogger-In-Chieftess I am a self-proclaimed member of the LoA (League of Awesomeness): Mistress of Well-Intentioned Indecision. Special Needs Teacher, wife, mother of ... Read Bio

Ever since we’ve been able to hack our DNA and add other characteristics to ourselves, fetishes have grown rapidly. I look over my script and check out my costume. I sigh and slide into the furry pink bunny suit. A makeup artist applies a rubber nose and painted whiskers. I walk on set.

“Look at YOU! I’m a sucker for the cute furry ones! Is your hair.. natural?” A marmalade 5 foot 7 kitten purrs in my ear, walking in front of me to rub her ass across my privates. “Mine is.” She entices. Her snow white kitten friend wraps a caressing arm around my shoulders. “I just love your post! Mind if I.. scratch at it?”

The next scene finds us doggy-style, the marmalade kitten’s tail laying aside, her snowy friend playfully batting, massaging and sucking at her bouncing teats. My job is to love her like a bunny. I thrust fast and hard.

Then they switch. Once both kittens are purring, satisfied, licking their ‘paws’ or each other, the director yells, “CUT!”

Good, this sweaty suit itches.

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  1. Avatar ElshaHawk (LoA)

    not sure how classy this is, but with all the crazy genetic talk out there right now, I thought this would be a fetish of the future if we could add animal characteristics.
    I wasn’t ready to think about how wings might play in..

  2. Avatar Elisabeth L. Davis(LoA)

    This is already a fetish. It’s called furries.

  3. Avatar ElshaHawk (LoA)

    well, I didn’t know! thanks. I’m NOT up on current fetishes, but glad my piece is relevant now..

  4. Avatar ElshaHawk (LoA)

    still not thinking it’s classy.. lol

  5. Avatar Pyropunk 51 (PPP LoA)

    Furry porn, I love it!

  6. Avatar OrangeOreos (LoA)

    Haha! I was imagining the two kittens as the actors from CATS, the musical, and it made me laugh. Good last line, two.

  7. Avatar Mighty-Joe Young (A.K.A Strong Coffee)(LoA)

    This is just like you Elsha quit the damn apology and let us comment already. It was very creative i love how a midwestern mother prophecies porn in the future. As always Elsha you are a genius.

  8. Avatar Wyatt Aapr LoA

    Couldn’t believe my eyes, when I saw ElshaHawk’s name and porn in the same sentence. Hahaha It was great.

  9. Avatar Jape Prophets

    I’m glad you mentioned the suit being itchy at the end, because I kept thinking about that the entire time (or if not itchy, how uncomfortable it might be).
    I’m not sure exactly why I like this story but on a basic level it was very amusing, so thank you.

    Jape Prophets

  10. Avatar Chakatreamentinnahouse (LoA) Fool

    YoU"RE A PLUSHY!!!! Ahahahahaha Plushy is a real fetish NOW! There are weirdos(not that I’m judging) who are into dressing up like stuffy toys and DOING it! Thery are all over the midwest, I promise

  11. Avatar ElshaHawk (LoA)

    so it wasn’t a leap on my part to throw in the “what if they could alter themselves genetically/” part. to admit teh truth, I got this idea from a scene in the video game BioShock where the girl in the kitty mask is all “Mr. So-and-So!”

    Now you know.

  12. Avatar Mighty-Joe Young (A.K.A Strong Coffee)(LoA)

    i already commented on this crack ninja

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