They sat face to face on the couch, staring at each other.

“You didn’t lose your virginity to me?” asked Jack.
“No, I lost it to Sarah,” replied Margo.
“You lost it to Sarah. Who is a girl.”
“Yes, Jack.”
“What else is there for me to know?”
“I drink half a bottle of Jack Daniels every night.”
“Really?”
“Really.”
“That is kind of…unhealthy.”
“So is smoking, Jack.”
“You said you smoked too.”
“I do.”
“So don’t point fingers at me!”
“I’m not pointing fingers at you.”
“Really, it wouldn’t surprise me if you were. You’re all full of surprises lately.”
“I thought we were suppose to be honest.”
“Honest. Not brutal.”
“Well if that’s the case then I never wanted to marry you!”
“What?”
“I only married you because I thought I was pregnant.”
“Pregnant!”
“Yeah. But it was just a bad stomach ulcer.”
“What the hell, Margo! Pregnant?”
“Meow.”

They sat face to face on the couch, staring at each other.
Until Jack looked down to see a little kitten.

“Oh, I also bought a cat last week,” replied Margo.