The Proof Is In The Pants

Avatar Author: Tad Winslow "If you don't work nothing will." Maya Angelou Read Bio

What if,
Perchance,
The plaintiff,
Sir Pants,
Caught the defendants,
Sir Pull, Mrs. Miserable, and Maestro Throw
All hurling his purple girdle in a photo
That’s dated
The day he waited
Bare brass button naked
For the bus?
Thus the catalyst
For all of this fuss
Traces back to the crust of the earth
The ashy dust in the hearth
The scraggly tufts of goat girth
Standing before the jury—
The very terrible three—
Whose verdict can only be
GUILTY!

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Comments (3 so far!)

  1. Avatar ElshaHawk (LoA)

    if perchance
    a photo emerged
    then at a glance
    justice could be served

  2. Avatar Tad Winslow

    you’re cracking me up, Elsha!

  3. Ahfl_icon THX 0477

    Funny, silly, and I think exactly what Elsha was looking for.