A Conversation With A Friend

Avatar Author: Vann Diras I am not a writer. Read Bio

“You know what I mean, right?”


“Come on, don’t be that way.”

“What ‘way’?”

“You know what way.”

“No, I don’t.”

“You don’t know?”


“You seriously have no idea where I’m coming from here? Not at all?”

“Derek, you are not putting your penis in my dog, and that is final.”

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Comments (6 so far!)

  1. Avatar Bad Beat

    This is a site for fiction!

  2. Avatar Druhim

    Yeah I don’t think autobiographical material really fits here.

  3. Avatar lastsyllable

    But what if the dog wants it?

    Wait, is it a boy dog or a girl dog?

  4. Avatar A Dabble of Thelonious

    That conversation was supposed to be confidential!

  5. Avatar Druhim

    quoth, does it really matter if it’s Arcturan?

  6. Avatar Vann Diras

    does gender really matter when it comes to having sex with a dog? I figure at that point you’ve pretty much thrown all boundaries out the window

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