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The Ultimate Chronicle- Part 49

Rasputin screamed in frustration as his army turned on him and overpowered him. Lincoln lifted the wizard’s fallen staff, freeing the last part of the incantation, thus stopping MechaHitler and his forces of evil and becoming the greatest President in the history of time and space.

The demonic engines ground to a halt or toppled over as their power died within them.

The Autoviathan looked up from pounding two battleships into each other. Tesla’s head was unable to register an expression; nevertheless, a single tear of joy welled up in the corner of his eye, to be lost immediately in the tank’s fluid.

Lincoln heard a whinny, then a chainsaw revving up. A voice bellowed, “So you think you can take from me the title of the Greatest President?”

Lincoln turned to see George Washington on the back of a chainicorn, a unicorn with a chainsaw for a horn, the most extreme creature in existence. Washington pointed at Lincoln and his companions. “I promise you: I will kick all your asses. And I cannot tell a lie!”

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