I ask my parents what they think of me and the conversation goes like this:

“You are a beautiful girl,” my mom says. I’m not that pretty, nevertheless it is in the mom handbook to tell your daughter this whenever they ask you how an oufit looks etc.

“You’re smart, lots of potential, how’d the math test go?” my dad adds.

“Umm, we didn’t get the grades back yet,” I reply quickly, heading out of the room. In reality we got them back 2 days ago and let’s just say, it is without question not going to be put on the refrigerator door of excellence. It’s more down the toilet worthy.

I ask my friends the same question:

“You’re awesome,” my bestfriend replys.“Funny and cute,” the others quickly add.
I love them

I relay the question to my boyfriend:

“Hey babe, what? Why are you being so weird today? I got to run soccer practice,” he quickly sputters out, brushing past me.

(As you can tell this relationship is not going to last long)