“I still haven’t decided what your intentions are Barnaby” Jesus spoke. “I already know the fate of Jerusalem, its practically been drawn and quartered. Judaism, Christianity, & Islam are having an old fashioned sit in. What’s up with that, are you all friends now?”

The Bishop was beside himself. This Man was so, well, crass and rude! He seemed impatient t0o. He had a snobbish but dignified air about him.

The Bishop had seen this before and it was usually within the confident individual. Jesus knew what he knew was right. It was unsettling sitting in front of someone you knew you couldn’t have an argument with.

It all had to be about being literal and honest between the two of them, so Bishop Barnaby decided to lie. “Religion is too intertwined with Government, just retire.”

Jesus’ laugh was sexy, like someone who smoked too much. “I read electricity. When I touch anything conductive, I’m updated. I’m a chameleon too. But you know that, right Barnaby?”

“Yes, that’s why we have you sealed down here.”