Fashion Victim

Avatar Author: Funky Chunky *Always* feel free to write sequels or prequels to my stories. I love reading where other writers take my ideas. I was born in 1961 (old codger). I started writing for fun over Christmas 2011. I was recommended Ficly b... Read Bio

She hit me again.

On the previous occasion I had only been fumbling to find the finest expression to convey that her excellent posterior appeared neither enlarged nor shrunk by what she had been wearing.

Am I the only man who doesn’t quite understand what all the fuss is about when it comes to fashion? I mean, she actually has a mug that says “If the shoe fits – buy it in every colour!” I buy shoes in every colour – one pair black, the other brown, what more could I need… apart from some slippers, a pair of trainers, sandals for the summer, wellies for the winter, some climbing boots, of course my red Converse All Stars…

Oh well… I suppose I do have my fashion requirements too. But the point is that what made me struggle to find the right words in the first place was that she had been wearing YELLOW PYJAMAS!

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  1. Avatar The Ghost in the Machine LoA

    Does this make me look fat?

    IT"S A TRAP!

    All kidding aside, I see where you were trying to go with this, but I think it could use some clearing up. Use some names or something to help clear the two characters instead of all the pronouns, and that should really help. This is a good start though

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