This is SWTP News! We have now found a letter from President Whatsisname addressed to Senator Whonow in a Washington hotel, room 42#, that reads as follows:
“Find the King of Hearts!”
We assume this means that Whonow lost his King of Hearts, and asked Whatsisname to find it.
As always, this is Siding With The President News.
Does anybody know what “free press” is?