Lex Luthor Gets Drunk And Tells Us What He Really Thinks

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“Superman can get on my dick.”

(Edit: A kryptonite computer virus that was attached to this entry has been removed by the administrators. We, too, are still trying to figure out how that even works.)

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  1. Avatar monkeybomb

    Three words: buns of steel.

  2. Avatar StudMuffin (LoA)

    hahahaha
    I’m cracking up at both the original story and Monkeybombs little addition

  3. Avatar OrangeOreos (LoA)

    Haha! I agree with studmuffin…

  4. Avatar Chakatreamentinnahouse (LoA) Fool

    Nice. I am a fan of the title being longer than the entry. It adds to the comedy.

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