WE ARE THE EXTREMIST LLAMAS IV

Avatar Author: pyrrhicv leaaaaaaaaaps of faith take me where they will :> NOW OFFICIALLY AN EXTREMIST LLAMA. Read Bio

I.
HERE’S A LLAMA
THERE’S A LLAMA
AND ANOTHER LITTLE LLAMA
FUZZY LLAMA
FUNNY LLAMA
LLAMA LLAMA 
dead.

II.
LLAMAS RHYME WITH HAMAS:
IN THIS NEXT EXCITING INSTALLMENT,
WATCH AS THE LLAMAS GO UNDERCOVER,
WATCH AS THE LLAMAS ENGAGE IN ESPIONAGE,
WATCH AS THE LLAMAS HIDE INCOGNITO,
SETTING OFF BOMBS IN THE ENEMY CAMP -
DID YOU KNOW IF SHE SPITS ON YOUR FACE
IT MEANS SHE LIKES YOU!

III.
“WAIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE LIKES
MY LADY LUMPS (HMM, THEY ARE RATHER FETCHING LUMPS)
AND WHAT, HE’S BEEN LOOKING AT THEM TOO?”

IV.
I, SOLEMNLY RAISE MY HOOF
IN EARNEST PROMISE TO HENCEFORTH
NEVER BE SILENT
NEVER BE ENDURING
NEVER LET MY COMRADES DOWN
FROM THIS MOMENT ON
I PLEDGE MYSELF TO THE EXTREMIST LLAMAS -

(what the fuck?)

WAIT A FUCKING SECOND
WHO WROTE THIS
I’M A STALLION GODDAMNIT.

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Comments (2 so far!)

  1. Avatar punpun

    BRB DYING

    I. WAS BRILLIANT

    ARES CROSSOVER PREPPED AND READY TO GO

  2. Avatar helig

    HAHAHAAAA you guys are epic man XD

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