EXTREMIST LLAMAS INC

Avatar Author: pyrrhicv leaaaaaaaaaps of faith take me where they will :> NOW OFFICIALLY AN EXTREMIST LLAMA. Read Bio

THINKING OF MAKING A TREK THROUGH THE DESERT AND SICK OF THOSE LOUSY CAMELS KEELING OVER LEFT RIGHT AND CENTER? WHY NOT TAKE A RIDE ON AN EXTREMIST LLAMA INSTEAD?

OUR LLAMAS ARE BRED FROM THE FINEST EXTREMIST STOCK – THEY’RE TRIGGER HAPPY, INSANELY PARANOID, AND COME WITH A HEAVY DRAMATIC STREAK. THEY’VE BEEN THROUGH RIGOROUS TRAINING – DODGING SHITBOMBS, ADAPTING THEIR FANCY FOOTWORK TO SHIFTING SANDS, AND SMILING POLITELY AT VALUED CUSTOMERS.

SO COME ON DOWN TO THE RICKETY HUT AND PICK UP AN EXTREMIST LLAMA TODAY AT 99% OFF! OFFER LASTS TILL NOVEMBER 2012.

terms and conditions apply all riders are warned not to pack any straw in their luggage and are reminded that any riders found to have placed any straws that breaks the llamas’ backs are liable to extra charges the company also reserves its rights to waive responsibility for any medical expenses arising from its llamas throwing riders off their backs or spitting in riders’ faces – you must have deserved it.

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  1. Avatar punpun

    shitbombs? Camels are getting …crafty.

    icwudt in the last paragraph HAHAHA lol I’m amused

  2. Avatar pyrrhicv

    \o/ i was super amused writing this as well hehehehehhe

  3. Avatar ElshaHawk (LoA)

    nothing like a ride on a paranoid llama.. :)

  4. Avatar brazen

    idk how i just saw this but i love you?

  5. Avatar brazen

    idk how i just saw this but i love you?

  6. Avatar pyrrhicv

    eheheh thanks :3