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She Drives Me Crazy

Good morning.
Come in won’t you.
Please, have a seat.

Ah, thank you.
You know, that key of yours really gets me going!
Speaking of going… What’s it going to be? Drive or Reverse?
Ha-ha, Reverse. Of course! Silly me. We wouldn’t want to hit the house now would we? No.

By the way. Have I told you that I absolutely adore your lovely brown eyes? The way you look into my rear-view mirror… it’s like looking into my soul.
Oh, oh sorry. Yes, yes sorry for that stutter. I’m still a little cold, I guess.

Wow, that is one heavy foot you got there!
In a bit of a hurry, are you?

HONK! hey HONK! hey cut that out HONK!
Hey! I got a blinker, you know. Maybe you should use it?
HONK! Look here, sister, lay off it a little huh. HONK!
Come on, give me a brake!

Screeeeeeech

Don’t worry I got you. (seat-belt)

CRASH

Here catch! Boom (air-bag)

BAM

You okay?

Hey! Who you calling stupid? I did everything you asked me to do. You’re the nut behind the wheel. Just get out! I need to let off some steam. sssssSHHHH

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