All I Can Manage is NonFiction, So Here is A True Story

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Today I was sat on by a kid who doesn’t realize he’s bigger than I am. I tried to distribute his weight evenly across both legs as I joked about how Santa must feel. When he rose, shortly thereafter, it took a good 200 heartbeats for my leg to stop tingling and throbbing with each pulse.

Later I was slobbered on by a girl who hasn’t learned that kisses are not appropriate at school, and especially not with adults. My shoulder was wet for a good 30 minutes.

Another student came to my desk and I looked up as he swiped the back of his hand across his nose. A trail of red on his hand made me bolt from my seat, his nose caked with blood. I put on a glove and grabbed a wet wipe to gently inspect the damage. It had stopped ages ago, while he had been napping off a good tantrum.

I had to help lift and transfer a student to the changing table and make sure he didn’t roll off in his excitement. This brief pause in my day is always welcome. I’ll take diapers over fits any day!

At least we got them all on the bus. :)

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  1. Avatar Reaver19

    I didn’t know teachers changed diapers. I have a 3 year old and a 2 month old at home and man do I hate diapers and tantrums alike lol. But being a dad is awesome! Your collection of stories brings that whole week you wrote about to life as true to mine as any. Nice job Elsha.

  2. Avatar ElshaHawk (LoA)

    Thanks Reaver, and I teach kids who wear them, so I have to. I don’t mind. Some people wrinkle their noses and think it is a terrible thing to grow up and wear diapers. Sometimes I wish for a life so unhindered by the demands of the world! While my assistants usually do most of the changing, I do at times also.

  3. Avatar Jim Stitzel

    Nothing wrong with non-fiction. I like these vignettes.

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