#fml
@Sanglorian: For sale: baby shoes, never worn. Because they are tacky as hell. #mendontgetfashion
@Sanglorian: No @Karl, puce is not #thenewblack.
@Sanglorian: No @Karl, pink is not … okay, pink is #thenewblack, but that bib you bought is still ugly as hell.
@Sanglorian: I thought @Karl could be trusted with a simple shopping trip. I thought wrong.
@Sanglorian: And the baby got his ears. I’ve made a #hugemistake.
@Sanglorian: I could have shagged the hot one. Why didn’t I shag the hot one? #fml