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#fml

@Sanglorian: For sale: baby shoes, never worn. Because they are tacky as hell. #mendontgetfashion

@Sanglorian: No @Karl, puce is not #thenewblack.

@Sanglorian: No @Karl, pink is not … okay, pink is #thenewblack, but that bib you bought is still ugly as hell.

@Sanglorian: I thought @Karl could be trusted with a simple shopping trip. I thought wrong.

@Sanglorian: And the baby got his ears. I’ve made a #hugemistake.

@Sanglorian: I could have shagged the hot one. Why didn’t I shag the hot one? #fml

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