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Poor Ways to Start a Conversation

There are great ways to start a conversation with someone and there are terrible ways to start a conversation with someone. Talking about the great ways are not nearly as exciting as talking about the terrible ways to start a conversation. There are many phrases that if someone goes up to you and says this that would freak you out and make you want to get as far away from them as possible. Let’s ramble some off:

It’s not what it looks like. I can explain. About last night…You might want to sit down. I do not know how to tell you this, but…Can I ask you a hypothetical question. Hide the body? Are you a virgin? Did you do that thing? So, how about that weather we are having? How much does a polar bear weigh? You look quite attractive. Wanna make out sometime? Where’s the bomb? Do you have my pants? No offense, but…Is it weird that my pants are full of shit right now? Hahahahaha I have aids. Hahahahahaha I have diarrhea. Would you like to have the flu? Didn’t I see you naked at the strip club last night?

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