Manuel: This is the Land of the Dead, let me give you a brief introduction to this new life, or death, or whatever you wanna call it.

“When you die, your soul goes to the Land of the Dead. Before you’re waken up, God choose if you’re ready to heaven, or you go down to hell. If you go to heave you wake up there, and that’s it, happiness forever. But if you wake up in hell, well things aren’t so nice down there. If you haven’t been good, but you’re not evil at all, you stay here in the Land of the Dead. Your suicide was an act of sadness, but you were a nice kid, so you have your ticket to go to heaven. That’s where I come in, if you have committed at least 2 mortal sins, you’re given the chance to stay and become an agent. For every person I take to heaven or hell they give me a golden ring, once I get the 4 rings, I can go to heaven”

Me: So, God’s just playing with me, if I have my ticket why can’t I go to heaven?

Manuel: Touch your forehead…

I raised my hand to something creepy, a triangular hole.