“That’s the news for tonight, but we have one final note before we sign off for this evening….

“Many of you – especially our long-time viewers – have written in to ask what mine and my colleagues’ secret is to staying so young and vibrant since we’ve just celebrated our 75th year of work on-the-air.

“Tonight, we’ll give you a sneak-peek and keep the cameras rolling as we sign out, wish you all well and prepare to re-enter cryogenic stasis until we’re ready to begin tomorrow night’s broadcast.

“Good Night, and God Bless!”